Oh, sure. Leela's fine. But my jaundice has progressed to Muppet Gangrene. It's not easy being gangrenous.
S6The Tip of the Zoidberg
It wasn't unavoidable! You just had to stop cutting my spine when I yelled, "Stop! You're cutting my spine!"
Stop complaining. My body rejected your liver and now I have Garfield Syndrome. I hate Mondays.
Once and for all, Fry, even though it's the future, most objects are still just objects. Not Aliens who look like objects.
So my efforts to establish diplomatic relations with the cactus people were doomed from the start.
DDoctor
My God. I've never seen such a gruesome shark attack. Especially this far inland.
It wasn't a shark. It was an awful, incompetent doctor.
DDoctor
Wow. He must've been a total Zoidberg.
S6Cold Warriors
We have only one option: Protocol 62.
RNRichard Nixon's Head
Not possible. We don't have nearly enough piranhas.
Then Protocol 63 it is.
They're flying Manhattan into the sun! They must have been out of piranhas!
YSYancy, Sr.
Double time, soldier. I want this ice fishing operation up and running by 0800 hours.
FFry
[shivers] It's too cold, Dad. My teen region is freezing off.
YSYancy, Sr.
Pfft! You don't know what cold is. I once survived an entire week trapped in a Swiss glacier eating nothing but frozen Neanderthal. To this day, I can't stand the taste of early hominid.
I'd be remiss if I didn't rub your goopy noses in the fact that I'm immune. [starts laughing]
Which is why we'll all be counting on you, and you alone, to nurse us through this catastrophe.
Why, God? Why have I been singled out?!
Everyone just calm down and make yourself a tissue walrus.
[flashback to 1988 as the Fry family are enjoying Thanksgiving dinner at Panucci's Pizza]
Hey, Barack! Pizza goin' out. Come on!
BOBarack Obama
Man, I've got to go back to law school.
[to Yancy, Jr.] Pffft! I'm not gonna wind up a loser like that guy.
Linda?
Morbo? The so-called common cold, introduced by living fossil Phillip J. Fry, is spreading out of control. All citizens are advised to wash their hands thoroughly... after beating up Phillip J. Fry.
[after he and the others hear this] Phew... lucky I'm safely locked-up in here with you guys.
[pointing at Fry] THERE HE IS!
GET HIM!
[Hermes, Leela, Amy and Zoidberg start beating up Fry]
[flashback to 1988 where Yancy Sr and Fry are ice fishing in a shack on a frozen lake]
YFYancy Fry Sr
You still 'aven't thanked me for pullin' you outta the lake, soldier.
I could've flip-flopped out.
YFYancy Fry Sr
I know that. Look, son. I know I give you the business sometimes. But, if I'm hard on you, it's only 'cause I want you to grow up strong and resilient. Someday, you may face adversities so preposterous, I can't even conceive of them. But I know you'll pull through and make me proud. I love you, son. Now, bundle up, I don't want you gettin' frozen.
S6Overclockwise
This may take a while. I've got to adjust the memory timing, raise the CPU voltage, and delete twelve terabytes of outdated catchphrases.
Sounds like fun on the bun!
FVFemale voice
Deleted.
Don't you ever wonder about the future?
Well, sure, but you're always in it.
[Leela smiles]
Also, sometimes Terminators.
Farnsworth? What a lucky break, after all these years I've got him, and legally too.
Even an idiot like me knows he'll be ruined.
An idiot like you is correct! [slaps him]
FProfessor Farnsworth
Oh God! I clicked without reading.
And I slightly modified a thing that I own.
FProfessor Farnsworth
We're monsters!
[Both cry]
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