Need I remind you that in space, the captain's word is law? I could marry Hermes with Bender against their will if I wanted to.
[gasps] You wouldn't dare!
Eh, I've been married to worse.
S6Möbius Dick
Where are we?
Inside the belly of the beast.
Like that guy in the Bible... Pinocchio!
All right, which one of you sea dogs has the guts and know-how to harpoon a whale?
I spent a semester in Africa hunting giraffes, and giraffes are basically land space whales.
Ms. Wong, you have the 'poon.
S6Fry Am the Egg Man
[after trying some of the Amazonians' maple syrup] Ah... that's the kind of sap I like!
AAmazonian
You the kind of sap I like.
I'm scareoused!
You're not my breakfast friends! What are you doing here?!
Leela's blackmailing us into eating healthy, organic food.
Blackmail? What does she have on you?
As long as we eat her filthy scrambled eggs, you'll never find out.
Eating a sweet, innocent chick before it's even hatched? Oh, no, you won't! I refuse to eat an unborn animal. I'm going to keep this egg safe and warm and secure until it hatches out into the world... and THEN I'm going to eat it.
Mr. Peppy doesn't eat bones! I raised him on a simple diet of Brussels sprouts and mixed soda.
Jinkies! He Scooby-Dooed us!
AMAngus McZongo
May I buy you a drink? We don't get a lot of pretty faces around here.
Uh, sure, but I'm driving. I'll just have the smallest whiskey you've got.
AMAngus McZongo
A small aquarium of whiskey for the busty lass.
You can't sit on something for a week without falling in love with it.
Mr. Peppy wouldn't hurt your sheep. He's a vegetarian, and he's not even preachy about it.
You can't just kill somebody because they're ugly and corrosive.
That's what we said about Zoidberg, and look where that got us.
Amy makes a good point.
S6The Tip of the Zoidberg
Is this one o' those "No means yes" deals?!
Yes and no.
I'm afraid Fry lost a lot of juice. He's developed Simpson's Jaundice.
[with yellow skin] Ay, carumba!
His only hope is some replacement liver. Yours looks like a good match.
Well, if it'll help Fry...
Careful, Leela. He knows less about human anatomy than I do, and I can't even find my own uterus.
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