I'd be remiss if I didn't rub your goopy noses in the fact that I'm immune. [starts laughing]
Which is why we'll all be counting on you, and you alone, to nurse us through this catastrophe.
Why, God? Why have I been singled out?!
Everyone just calm down and make yourself a tissue walrus.
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