Amy Wong quotes from Futurama

Amy

Didn't your mom ever tell you where robot babies come from?

Bender

No, she was a religious fundamentalist, plus she didn't have a mouth. It's an unusual combination.

Leela

Zoidberg this makes no sense. Why are you helping him?

Bender

And what's with that catchy beat?

Zoidberg

I'll tell you, 2, 3, 4.

If I sliced up his Cyborg skull

He wants a brain

Zoidberg

He wants a robot brain

Another brain

Zoidberg

Let see if he fells pain

A brand new brain

Zoidberg

It might drive him insane

He wants a brain.

Zoidberg

He wants a robot brain

wa uuuuuuuuuu wa wa uuuuuuuuu wa wa uuuuuuuuuu wa wa uuuuuuuu...

Amy

Does anybody else find it freaky that Zoidberg is singing harmony with himself?

Fry

Oh, loosen up, Amy!

Farnsworth

My condolences, LaBarbara. I hope you find some comfort in staring at this throbbing mass of nerve tissue.

Amy

[upset] Do you think they're...dead?

Hermes

No, no. I choose to believe they're alive in some other dimension. Screamin' in agony. [Amy wipes away a tear.]

Amy

I hope so.

Amy

I'm not sure this marmoset disguise is working...

Zoidberg

I'm not sure either. We better ask Amy!

Hermes

Five-O! Five-O!

Amy

Five what?

Hermes

Five Omicronians!

Amy

Bender, come join us, we're watching Rear Window!

Bender

I used to stick my rear out the window...

Zoidberg

If you prefer, we could watch Behind the Music.

Bender

My behind used to make music...

Hermes

Backdraft is on.

Bender

Even my ass wouldn't watch that.

Fry

I did it! I got a great deal on the ship!

Amy

Hooray! I knew you wouldn't let us down in any way.

Prof. Farnsworth

Well, how much did you get?

Fry

Two! Two magic beans!

Prof. Farnsworth

Ooh! You sack of bags of buckets of idiots! There's no such thing as magic beans!

Fry

Oh. "Fry, you big dummy"?

Bender

Very much so.

Leela

I got the steering wheel. Leela and Amy! A winning combination.

Amy

Yay, Lamey!

Hermes Conrad

Without Fry’s interruptions, efficiency is up thirty-two perc— Mmm!

Philip J. Fry

Well, my butt's numb and my remote hand is dead, but all I have left is the final season of All My Circuits.

Bender

Which final season? They've been cancelled, like, three or four times.

Amy Wong

Pfft, Loserama.

Fry

The final final season, from 10 years ago. I wonder how many episodes were in it?

Bender

Hmm, twelve… No. Thirteen thousand and twenty.

Fry

[gasps] Thirteen thousand and twenty? I’ll never make it! I’m sorry, Leela. I’ll never be able to watch enough TV to make you proud of me. [sobs]

Leela

[sighs] It might actually be possible. But… no.

Fry

What? What is it?

Leela

It’s risky, but we have a technology now that allows you to watch all the episodes in one continuous stretch. We call it… bingeing.

Amy

[to Kif] Having a family with you is the only I want in the whole world.

Bender

Then, can I have your car?

Amy

No!

Bender

Too late, already crashed it.

Amy

Um, Professor, isn't it risky to go back in time and change history?

Professor Farnsworth

Oh my, yes. But I'll go alone to minimize the chance of anyone becoming their own grandfather.

Fry

These things happen.

Leela

No, they don't!

Hermes

Now, hold on. Xmas isn't for a week. Until then, we've got non-stop busy work.

Professor Farnsworth

Oh, fuff! Let's stop pretending we do anything around here. Everyone, take the week off and be with your so-called loved ones!

Amy

Really?

Hermes

I forgot I had loved ones!

Leela

It's a Human Resources miracle!

Kif

Behold, my family's traditional Yuletide feast - TurDolfin! It's fresh turtle cooked inside a fermented dolphin!

Wow, soon it's gonna be barf inside a vomit!

Amy

Dad! Sssh! Keep the truth to yourself!

Which part smells like whale butt?

Kif

Oh, that would be the gravy!

Fry

[to Bender and Zoidberg] Merry Xmas, you guys!

Amy

We didn't know you hadn't been invited anywhere.

Hermes

We came as soon as we realized what losers you are!

Amy

You know, I heard there's not really even a virus at all. It's just a big hoax, like the moon landing.

Professor Farnsworth

You were on the moon last week! You grew up on Mars!

Amy

That's what they want you to think!