Isn't it bad enough that I occasionally lay an egg? Now I have to become a squid too?!!
“Leela and the Genestalk” · Season 7
In this episode: Bender (4), Turanga Leela (3), Philip J. Fry (2), Mom (2), Professor Hubert Farnsworth (1), Amy Wong (1), Larry (1)
[Bender finds Finn and Jake from Adventure Time chained up on a wall]
JJake
What time is it?
Time for you to shut up!
I did it! I got a great deal on the ship!
Hooray! I knew you wouldn't let us down in any way.
Well, how much did you get?
Two! Two magic beans!
[Everyone yells in anger]
Ooh! You sack of bags of buckets of idiots! There's no such thing as magic beans!
Oh. "Fry, you big dummy"?
Very much so.
Momsanto?
Yes, you've discovered my floating genetic engineering facility. Our experiments would be illegal on Earth, but up here, I'm above the law.
[laughs] Nice pun, Mother.
It's not a pun, it's a play on words! [slaps Larry]
Fine. Can I go now?
The only place you're going is nowhere. You've got some freaky DNA, and I want to see what's in your genes.
[Igner snickers]
Genes with a "G"! [slaps Igner]
[upon seeing the flying castle]
Whoa! Remember that mural on my cousin's van? It's like it came to life!
I keep telling you, we didn't grow up together.
[Fry and Bender are climbing the tower to rescue Leela. Adam West and Burt Ward appear from one of the windows]
BWBurt Ward
Holy Rapunzel, man-bat! There's a duo here to rescue us!
AWAdam West
How dynamic are they?
BWBurt Ward
Not very.
Go about your business, citizens.
AWAdam West
Well, back to being the subject of gruesome genetic experiments, old chum.
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