“Murder on the Planet Express” · Season 7
In this episode: Philip J. Fry (4), Bender (4), Turanga Leela (2), Professor Hubert Farnsworth (1), Amy Wong (1)
Have you been using my toothbrush to polish your ass again?!
What?! Me? Bender the robot?!
There's metal flakes on it, and they look like ass flakes.
How dare you accuse me! I would never do something like that to a friend - every single night, while he's sleeping.
[Fry narrows his eyes and stares at Bender, in a manner similar to the Fry meme.]
Hello Planet Express! I'm Dan McMasters, and I'll be your retreat leader for a week of fun and personal empowerment!
[annoyed] I hope you're happy!
Fry. You saved my ass out there.
Aw... I couldn't let anything happen to something that shiny.
It's time we solved this problem the old-fashioned way. By shooting it.
Okay, to see if you're the real Bender, I'm gonna ask you something only he would know. On your last birthday, what gift did I get you?
I don't remember.
Me neither.
Okay, I'll ask you one. What's the square root of 2,345.4?
That's not something I would know.
Oh, yeah. Your turn.
Um, what color is my shirt?
If I were the creature, I could just look at your shirt, dum-dum.
Good point.
I got the steering wheel. Leela and Amy! A winning combination.
Yay, Lamey!
Do something, Fry! [he accidentally breaks Fry's helmet and he begins to suffocate] Not that. Stop dying and fix my gyroscope. [shoves Fry into his compartment]
I don't even know what a gyroscope is. Wait, I have an idea.
[Fry moves around Bender's body and takes it over by wearing him like a suit]
Hey, you got me under control.
Fry and Bender! A winning combination.
Let's call ourselves Frender.
[singing] Frender, Frender, Frender! Frender, Frender, Frender! Frender!
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