Uhm, Leela, remember when we were trying to guess what would happen if someone stuck a gun in my face and you said I'd probably crap my pants? Well...
“Assie Come Home” · Season 7
In this episode: Philip J. Fry (2), Bender (1), Turanga Leela (1), Zoidberg (1), Hermes Conrad (1), Amy Wong (1)
[Bender is sat looking miserable at the table in the Planet Express employee lounge, whilst Fry, Leela, Amy, Hermes and Zoidberg are sat watching the TV.]
Bender, come join us, we're watching Rear Window!
I used to stick my rear out the window...
If you prefer, we could watch Behind the Music.
My behind used to make music...
Backdraft is on.
Even my ass wouldn't watch that.
CCrud
We are the Cruds, but we're over here. And don't shoot. That crate is a gift from us.
What?!
Huh?!
B2Blip #2
For real?!
CCrud
There's been enough violence on these streets, too many lives and mirrors have been shattered, so yo, we sent you a crate o' weapons as a sign o' trust. Together, we can use them to rid our streets of the real enemy: giant spiders!
I knew it!
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