[Bender feels sick]
You should try homeopathic medicine, Bender. Try some zinc.
I'm 40% zinc!
Then take some echinacea, or St. John's Wort.
Or a big fat placebo. It's all the same crap!
“Fry and the Slurm Factory” · Season 1
In this episode: Glurmo (5), Philip J. Fry (4), Bender (4), Professor Hubert Farnsworth (2), Turanga Leela (1), Amy Wong (1)
[Bender sees the insides of a transsexual female robot]
[gasps] That's no lady!
TBTrans-bot
Damn, Chico. One more upgrade and I'll be more lady than you can handle! Why you so stupid, stupid?
Hey, bite my shiny metal ass!
TBTrans-bot
You couldn't afford it, honey! [snaps fingers and struts away]
SQSlurm Queen
As for you, you will be submerged in Royal Slurm which, in a matter of minutes, will transform you into a Slurm Queen like myself!
SGSmall Glurmo #1
But Your Highness, she's a commoner! Her Slurm will taste foul!
SQSlurm Queen
Yes! Which is why we'll market it as New Slurm. Then, when everyone hates it, we'll bring back Slurm Classic, and make billions!
What should we point it at first?
I dunno. Try it on me! [Bender points the F-Ray at Fry's body.]
Ow, my sperm!
Wow! Neat! Mind if I try it again? [He does so.]
Huh. Didn't hurt that time.
All this prolonged exposure to radiation is making me thirsty.
Who are those horrible orange creatures over there?
Why those are the Grunka-Lunkas. They work here in the Slurm factory.
Tell them I hate them.
There will be no further questions!
[Raises his hand] Why?
You'll have all the Slurm you can drink when you're partying with Slurms McKenzie!
When will that be?
Soon enough.
That's not soon enough!
GLGrunka-Lunka song
GLGrunka-Lunkas
Grunka-Lunka-Dunkity-Doo!
We've got a friendly warning for you!
Grunka-Lunka-Dunkity-Dasis!
The secret of Slurm's on a need-to-know basis!
Asking questions in school is a great way to learn;
If you try that stuff here you might get your legs broke!
We once found a dead guy face down in the Slurm;
It could easily happen again to you, folks!
So keep your head down and keep your mouth shut!
Grunka-Lunka-Lunka-Dunkity-Dut!
Hey, I don't pay you to sing! You just used up today's bathroom break!
GLGrunka-Lunka
Hardass.
I heard that!
Hey, what's behind that door?
Nothing.
Is it the secret ingredient?
GLGrunka-Lunkas
[singing] Grunka-Lunka-Dunkity-Dingredient!
You should not ask about the secret ingredient!
[angrily] Okay, okay, we get the point!
I was just curious because of the armed guards.
GLGrunka-Lunkas
[singing] Grunka-Lunka-Dunkity-Darmed-Guards...
SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
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