“I Second That Emotion” · Season 2
In this episode: Bender (6), Turanga Leela (4), Philip J. Fry (2), Professor Hubert Farnsworth (2), Zoidberg (1), Amy Wong (1), Calculon (1), Dwayne (1)
Are you alright?
Ah, it's nothing a lawsuit won't cure.
Not you. [She picks up Nibbler and looks in his mouth.] Aww, poor baby chipped a fang.
[She carries Nibbler away and kisses and pets him.]
Hey, I got a busted ass here, I don't see anyone kissing it!
Alright, I'm coming.
Bender, I thought you were supposed to be cooking for this party.
Fine, we'll have rack of Nibbler!
Just make a simple cake, and this time if someone's going to jump out of it, make sure you put them in after you cook it.
[after Bender flushed Nibbler down the toilet on purpose]
Bender, how could you flush Nibbler down the toilet?
Well, step one: I had to lift the seat. That was the first little annoyance. Am I right, men?
And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who's gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet.
Give it to me straight, doctor. Don't sugar-coat it.
All right. Your entire family died when a plane piloted by your fiance crashed into your uninsured home, and you have inoperable cancer.
[laughs hysterically] Bet you didn't expect that one, Calculon!
Hey! What the hell are you doing with my head?!
I need to tinker in it.
Then why don't you just use a potted plant like Fry?
[after Fry saw Blender flushed himself down the toilet in pursuit of Nibbler] Now he's flushed himself down the toilet? Who's he going to flush next?
You guys realize you live in a sewer, right?
Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you!
No. We're on the top.
Daylight and everything.
It must be wonderful.
Meh.
That emotional display is making me nauseous. [turns the flashlight around] Or, maybe it's whatever that is.
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