[banging the wall on two robots playing cards] Hey, give it a rest; you two!
“A Fishful of Dollars” · Season 1
In this episode: Philip J. Fry (11), Turanga Leela (4), Bender (2), Professor Hubert Farnsworth (2), Zoidberg (2), Mom (2), Amy Wong (1)
[Fry is playing a compact disc recording of Sir Mix-a-Lot's "Baby Got Back;" Leela turns it off.]
You can't just sit here in the dark listening to classical music.
I could if you hadn't turned on the light and shut off the stereo.
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Do you remember when chocolate-chip cookies came fresh out of the oven? Petridge Farm remembers
Oh, those were the days...
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Do you remember when women weren't allowed to vote and certain folk weren't allowed on golf courses? Petridge Farm remembers.
[to Bender, in his green overstuffed sweater] Hey, Bender; sounds like you could use a little of that oil.
I finally found what I need to be happy and it's not friends, it's things.
I'm a thing...
Since when do you care about us?
We thought you only cared about cans of anchovies and stuffy songs about the buttocks!
No, that's true!
Now I'm off to some charity BS for knocked-up teenage sluts.
Toodle-oo! [Under her breath.] Dumbass...
What a nice lady.
I'm sorry, Fry, but anchovies went extinct in the 2200s.
Wha?
Oh, my, yes. Fished out of existence... just about the time your people arrived on Earth, Dr. Zoidberg.
I'm not on trial here.
So, none of you have ever had anchovies? Oh, man! You don't know what you're missing. They were salty and oily and melted in your mouth...
Okay, okay! I admit it! My people ate them all! We kept saying one more couldn't hurt, and then they were gone! We're sorry!
You're Fry's relative. Do you have any idea how he got so crazy?
Uh, what? Oh, yeah, they say madness runs in our family. Some even call me mad. And why? Because I dared to dream of my own race of atomic monsters, atomic supermen with octagonal shaped bodies that suck blood...
[Fry is serving pizza with anchovies]
Okay, my friends, get ready for the most delicious extinct animal you've ever tasted.
I don't know, I've had cow.
I don't get it, Fry. Who was Ted Danson, and why did you bid $10, 000 for his skeleton?
I have an idea for a sitcom.
[last lines]
That stench. That heavenly stench! [Eats all the anchovies] More...
There aren't any more, and there never will be.
[advances menacingly] More...More! More! MORE!!! [camera zooms into Zoidberg's pupil, revealing the end credits]
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