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Futurama · Season 2

Prof. Farnsworth, Amy and others in “Xmas Story”

[spoken] Now let's all of us shut up and sing!

[singing] He knows when you are sleeping,

[singing] He knows when you're on the can,

[singing] He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan.

[singing] Oh,

[singing] You'd better not breathe, you'd better not move,

[singing] You're better off dead, I'm telling you, dude.

[singing] Santa Claus is gunning you down!

[Everyone cheers. Farnsworth takes off his lab coat, exposing himself again.]

Merry Xmas, everyone!

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