Turanga Leela quotes from Futurama

Leela

This is it. The moment we should have trained for.

Leela

Thanks, guys, but lets realistic. We all know that any TV show that's even slightly good gets cancelled. Sometimes two or three times.

Leela

Is my eye playing trick on me?

Leela

Isn't it bad enough that I occasionally lay an egg? Now I have to become a squid too?!!

Leela

It's time we solved this problem the old-fashioned way. By shooting it.

Leela

[to Bender] You've accomplished so much more than most of us would bother to.

Leela

Thanks, everybody. It's a dream come true. A recurring dream. That I can't wake up from.

Leela

Fry, we have a crate to deliver.

Fry

Well, let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it.

Bender

Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer.

The story of lunar exploration started with one man - a man with a dream.

One of these days, Alice-- Bang, zoom, straight to the moon!

Leela

Wow! I never realized the first astronauts were so fat.

Fry

That's not an astronaut, it's a TV comedian! And he was just using space travel as a metaphor for beating his wife

Leela

Wow, this is fantastic.

Fry

I don't know, I don't want to pay for an extra dimension we're not going to use.

Leela

You know Zapp, once I thought you were a big pompous buffoon. Then I realized that inside, you were just a pitiful child. But now I realize that outside that child is a big pompous buffoon!

Zapp Brannigan

And which one rocked your world?

Leela

Look, last night was a mistake.

Zapp Brannigan

A sexy mistake.

Leela

No, just a regular mistake.

Zapp Brannigan

So, crawling back to the Big Z like a bird on its belly. Delicious.

Leela

Birds don't crawl.

Zapp Brannigan

They've been known to!

Leela

Look, I'm going down to Vergon 6 to save those animals whether you like it or not.

Zapp Brannigan

Go ahead. I won't stop you.

Leela

Threaten all you-- Wait. What?

Zapp Brannigan

We both know you won't make it halfway to Vergon 6 before the craving sets in. Then you'll come crawling back for another taste of sweet, sweet candy... bam!

Zapp Brannigan

Welcome to my humble chamber, or as I call it, "the Lovenasium". Sham-pag-in?

Leela

I didn't realise you were such a coin-a-sewer.

Zapp Brannigan

Well, I have studied abroad...or two!