“Ahoy, mateys. I shanghaied us some hearthy grog....” – Bender, Futurama ... TV Quotes Database

Ahoy, mateys. I shanghaied us some hearthy grog. [he tries to drink it, but it just dissolves in the water] Arrgh, the laws of science be a harsh mistress.

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