My God! Even the professor is bent!
[Bent facing the floor] Thank you for your sympathy, talking square of linoleum.
“Bendless Love” · Season 3
In this episode: Bender (3), Professor Hubert Farnsworth (3), Philip J. Fry (1), Turanga Leela (1), Sal (1), Flexo (1)
Hooray! I graduated. Time to bend around Europe for a few months, then get a job bending.
Professor, I've never seen you so cheerful. What the hell's wrong with you?
Hmm, I'm not quite sure. Perhaps seeing things from a new perspective has reminded me of life's beauty. Or perhaps my new posture is causing blood to pool in the back of my brain, resulting in a slight delirium. Incidentally, you have a dime up your nose.
I wish! It's a nickel.
RRobots
[on a picket line] No more bending, no more work! Give us a raise you big fat jerk!
Nevers!
Sorry I got you sent to that South American Turkish prison instead of me on account of mistaken identity.
You bastard! They treated me like an animal, and that's what I became! [laughs] Nah, you're all right. Good to see ya, buddy.
That's right, baby, I ain't your loverboy Flexo: the guy you love so much you even love anyone pretending to be him!
AAngleyne
Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you're pretending to be.
Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that!
I'm sad now.
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