Bender quotes from Futurama

Bender

More like three lockers and a sink!

Bender

Stop it, stop it! It's not right! You've crossed the line!

Bender

Being a robot's great, but we don't have emotions and sometimes that makes me very sad. [sniffs]

Bender

[after Fry accidentally kills his grandfather] And you...are...outta here!

Bender

Make Bender take a nap in a tube! [removes the torpedo] Come back when I had some sleep, baby.

Bender

O' cruel fate, to be thusly boned! Ask not for whom the bone bones - it bones for thee.

Bender

I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh... also, comes with double prize money.

Bender

If it's chicken, chicken a la king. If it's fish, fish a la king. If it's turkey, fish a la king.

Bender

Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

Bender

I got ants in my butt, and I needs to strut!

Bender

Fry, I'm sorry. I should have understood how someone can love an inferior creature... because I love you... not in the way of the ancient Greeks, but the way a robot loves a human, and a human loves a dog, and, occasionally, a gorilla loves a kitty.

Bender

[mocking golf announcer] A hush comes over the crowd. The only sound as Bender calling everyone else a jerk as he swings! [hits the golf ball] Oh, he slices into the water! [the golf ball lands into the water]

Bender

[after Fry's apparent death] Oh, who will make Bender waffles just the way he likes them now?

Bender

All those times I said "Kill all humans," I'd always whisper "except one". Fry was that one. [sobbing] And I never told him so!

Bender

Just once I'd like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn't bound and gagged.