Smart Butt-head quotes from Beavis and Butt-Head, page 6 ... TV Quotes Database

Butt-head

Uh, Beavis? Did you like, drowned or something? Are you dead? Hello? Oh well. Now where did those chicks go?

S9 E6 River

Old Butt-head

[dribbling beer slowly from a bottle] Look at the waterfall, Beavis. Gently pouring down, like pee coming out of a weiner. Ahhh... just let it go.

S9 E13 Kidney

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Butt-head

Dammit, throwing sucks.

S10 E7 Pranks

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Butt-head

Feeling bad sucks.

S10 E9 Take a Bow

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Old Butt-head

[flipping through a golf magazine] These porno magazines suck. They're just guys playing golf.

S10 E18 Vasectomies

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Butt-head

Light one up its butt.

[Beavis does so, then drops the burning insect in order to see it explode. Both of them are now laughing.]

Frog Baseball

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Butt-head

That was cool.

[The pair both play air guitar, in celebration of their antic, until they see a frog]

Frog Baseball

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Butt-head

Ball. Huh huh.

[Butt-head hits the frog with the baseball bat]

Frog Baseball

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Butt-head

YES!!

Frog Baseball

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Butt-head

That was cool.

[The pair hum out Deep Purple's "Smoke on the Water" as a celebration for killing the frog. They soon see a poodle nearby]

Frog Baseball

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Butt-Head

Er wanna save some mixed butts ?

[Next]

Sign Here

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Butt-head

Look! It's Krokus coming to kick their ass. It's The Night of the Living Bands That Suck.

Alice in Chains, Man in the Box

A

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[A singer is dressed in a leather devil costume]

Butt-head

Whoa! Satan's got back!

Band Aid, Do They Know It's Christmas?

B

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Butt-head

His kid's probably like "uh... where's daddy with my birthday presents?" He's drunk at the mall again, flailing around on the escalator.

Beastie Boys, Pass the Mic

B

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Butt-head

Check it out. That drummer dude is surrounded by a bunch of naked dudes.

E

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