Smart Butt-head quotes from Beavis and Butt-Head

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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective!

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Whoa! It's hammer time!

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They're guilty. See you in hell, Rob Hellford! This dude is old.

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Hey, look, it's another one of those heavy metal videos with a naked dude all curled up on the floor.

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Whoa! That chick's got metal pointy things on her boobs.

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[Upon seeing the old janitor featured in the music video] Beavis's dad!

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What a wuss!

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Uh, I think that's supposed to be her dad. He's like, "Never shoulda sent that kid to Hogwarts."

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If you go to Seattle, everybody you see are cool. We should go dude.

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Uh... is this Real Housewives of Detroit?

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Uh... I think that chick in the back is dancing to a different song.

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Something's off.

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That dude's wearing a Yamaha.

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[changing the channel] Push this!

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These guys got no future.