Mr. Anderson quotes from Beavis and Butt-Head

Mr. Anderson

What are ya'll doin'? Chokin' your chicken? Come on let's get to prunin'.

Mr. Anderson

  Boy, oh, boy.  What I wouldn't give for five minutes alone with those little bastards that took my mower.

Mr. Anderson

Like hell I am, you're the one who told me to rent from Morgan's. Now, get the hell off my property you son of a bitch! And if I ever see that damn dog of yours peeing on my lawn again, I'm gonna shoot both of you!

Mr. Anderson

Large fries, pie, large coffie NOW.

Butt-Head

Uhh...

Mr. Anderson

I didn't order uhh.

Mr. Anderson

[To the police after Beavis and Butt-Head stole his lawnmower] One of them calls himself Butthole, and the other one's name is Joe I think.

And, what did these boys look like?

Mr. Anderson

I believe they were Oriental.

Mr. Anderson

  Now, I want you boys to prune both of these trees up front here and I, uh…  Hey, you boys look familiar.  Aren't you the ones that ran off with my riding mower last week?

Butt-head

  Uh…no.

Mr. Anderson

  You the ones that painted my cat's butt?

Butt-head

  No.

Mr. Anderson

  Well, the cops'll get 'em.  Luckily, I've got homeowner's insurance.

Mr. Anderson

  I'll be back in a while to see how you're doing.  Remember, it ain't what you cut, it's what you don't cut.  [walks away]

Butt-head

  What a dork.

Mr. Anderson

Wait a minute! These balls look kinda familiar.

Butt-head

Uh, many balls look the same, sir.

Beavis

Yeah, I have two that are identical.

Butt-head

Our school's making us sell candy.

Beavis

Yeah, we're losers!

Mr. Anderson

What in the hell kind of sales approach is that?! You boys couldn't sell a dollar for 50 cents.

Mr. Anderson

I can get you a real good deal on that bushwhacker.

Butt-head

Bush.

Beavis

Whacker.