Is this Wilson Phillips?
Yeah. This is back when they were cool.
“B”
In this episode: Smart Beavis (86), Smart Butt-head (85)
[Singing along with group]
I'm your Beavis!
I'm your Venus...um, hey Beavis, what rhymes with "Venus"?
Um...um...venus...Venus Flytrap.
These chicks should marry GWAR.
Yeah, yeah! That would be cool!
They would have offspring that would be the coolest people ever lived.
Yeah! And they would rule Antarctica.
They would rule the entire world.
[A singer is dressed in a leather devil costume]
Whoa! Satan's got back!
Band Aid, Do They Know It's Christmas?
Who's this fartknocker?
Yeah, yeah. What's wrong with him?
He should like, go to the doctor, and say: "Doctor, I suck! You've gotta help me!"
Yeah, heh, that would be cool.
AUGH! It's that dude!
Yeah, yeah, it's that Boy chick.
[Phil Collins is seen playing the drums]
What a dork!
Yeah, yeah, really!
Oh, I know what this is! This is one of those things where a bunch of rich people get together and ask for money.
Yeah, yeah, it's one of those things.
The Bangles, Manic Monday
I heard these girls bang elves. Hey Beavis, would you bangle her?
Yeah!
Battles feat. Gary Numan, My Machines
[a man begins falling down an escalator]
Whoa, cool!
Yeah, yeah! I like watching people fall down on TV! It's funny.
Yeah, it's like, if he was just falling downstairs, it would be over fast, but with an escalator, it just keeps going.
You know, um, it'd be funnier if he was fat, but you know this is still pretty cool.
Yeah. This rules! I could watch this forever.
I don't think he even wants to get up the escalator.
Maybe if he'd go buy something instead of monkeying around on the escalator, the economy wouldn't suck.
Yeah, yeah, yeah! Get off your butt, get off that escalator and go by a Cinnabon! Maybe some Dippin' Dots.
See, see right here during this part, they should be playing some like, uh, some old timey piano music, you know. :[Imitates music]
His kid's probably like "uh... where's daddy with my birthday presents?" He's drunk at the mall again, flailing around on the escalator.
Beastie Boys, Pass the Mic
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the Beastie Boys! Yeah! Alright!
Yeah. It's about time.
HELL YEAH! HELL YEAH!
Uh, I heard on MTV News that this dude's dad writes movies.
What do you mean, he writes movies? You can't read a movie!
No, it's like, he writes what they say.
You mean he just like goes to movies and sits there and writes down everything they say??
No he writes it down before they say it!
Well how does he know what they're gonna say??!!
He just, like, makes it up.
Really? Well anybody can do that!
Yeah.
So like, if there's an explosion, does he write that?
Uhh, I think he just like, writes "kaboom".
How about when like people are like, you know, naked and getting it on?
Uhh, he just writes "squeak, squeak, squeak, wank".
I'll be damned. Well, anybody could do that! It's like, you know, okay, two dudes go try to like, rob this other dude, and he has this chick and she's got big hooters...see, see? I'm doing it right now.
Yeah, but you're not writing it down.
Oh yeah.
Beastie Boys, Sabotage
Yes!
Yeah, yeah, here it is!
It's about time!
It's on, Butt-head, it's on!
Okay, Beavis, now shut up!
Okay. I'm just gonna shut my mouth and watch. [hums the main riff]
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Beavis and Butt-Head pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.