Dammit, throwing sucks.
“Pranks” · Season 10, Episode 7
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (3), Smart Beavis (2)
[as Beavis and Butt-head ring a doorbell to a fancy house they're trying to egg]
HHusband
Well, hello.
Uh, hello. We like, need some eggs.
Yeah. A lot of them. Please, yeah.
WWife
Eggs? Of course. Happy to help.
HHusband
Reminds me of the old days when a neighbor would ask for a cup of sugar.
Okay, give us a cup of sugar too.
[Beavis and Butt-head ring the doorbell again]
WWife
Hello.
Uh, we need toilet paper.
HHusband
Sure, boys. Always happy to help a neighbor.
Yeah, um, and we need a lot because um, I poop too much.
He sure does.
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