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“Sign Here”

In this episode: Smart Butt-head (5), Smart Beavis (3), Daria Morgendorffer (1)

VDvan Driesson

Now people, do you know what I mean, when I say that animals are sentient creatures? Daria?

They think and feel just like us?

VDvan Driesson

Wel just like most of us, anyway. And that brings us to our next class project. : Did you know people that a furrier is planning to set up a shop in this town ?

Huh Huh, furrier than who? Huh Huh

Heh Heh, Yeah Heh Heh

VDvan Driesson

Who can tell me how they kill these poor little animals that they use to make those furs? Anybody?

Anal electrocution?

VDvan Driesson

That's correct.

What's that mean ?

VDvan Driesson

Tell the class, Daria.

50.000 Volts up the butt!

Huh Huh, That'd be cool!

Wonder what that feels like.

Huh Huh, ask your Dad! Huh Huh

VDvan Driesson

Do you wanna say something, Butt-Head?

Er, Huh Huh, on behalf of the class I would like to propose a field trip so we can observe this freeing techniques!

VDvan Driesson

I don't think so,Butt-Head! In fact, I think our duty as passengers on spaceship earth is to put a stop to these monstrous acts right away! So class, our assignment is a lesson in the people's power. We're going to take a petition door to door and collect enough signatures to keep the furriers out of town.

[Beavis & Butt-Head going from door to door]

Er,you like animals ?

WWoman

What ? What ? Just a minute. Shut up ! Shut up or I have to put your slipe! Now, what did you want ?

Er never mind ! Huh Huh

[ On the way to the next door]

DMDrunken man

What do you want ?

Huh Huh, check this out! We're givin away beer! Just sign here!

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