Whoa, check it out! It's Paula Abdula!
Yeah. This is like, every outfit she's ever had in a video.
Oh yeah.
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In this episode: Smart Beavis (26), Smart Butt-head (22), Butthead (5)
I'm gonna go to the kitchen.
Why?
'Cause I have to take a leak.
Uh... you mean the bathroom, Beavis.
Um... oh yeah, didn't really matter. [Beavis gets up and leaves]
You should stick around, Beavis, because later on, you could see her... epidermis.
Um... OK, maybe I'll stick around for a couple of minutes.
Um... I thought you said we were gonna see her epnaspermis.
Uh... no. But your epidermis is showing.
Um... what? No way! Are you talking about my nutsack?
You don't know what it is! And everyone can see it.
Shut up! Your epraspermis is showing! And your nads are too, bunghole!
I've had enough of this crap. I'm gonna go to the kitchen. [leaves again]
Hey Beavis, get back in here! I just saw something cool! Whoa, Beavis, get back in her! Her pants are hiked up her butt!
Where? Where?!
Dumbass!
AC/DC, Dirty Deeds, Done Dirt Cheap
That drummer is old.
Shut up, fart knocker, he's cool!
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap!
Sing it Beavis!
Hey Beavis, you ever done a dirty deed?
Yeah. I spanked my monkey one time.
THese guys always wear the same clothes. That's cool. Hey, we always wear the same clothes! I've had this shirt on for six months!
I've had this on for seven months.
Accept, Balls to the Wall
Wait a minute! What's this? This sucks!
Yeah, it sucks!
Who's this?
Yeah!
What's this buttmunch doing on a stage?
You got a backstage pass, sir?
Yeah! [Imitates the lead singer's German accent]
Where did this guy come from?
Yeah. Maybe he's just special.
Yeah!
Well, he is saying balls, and normally, that would be pretty cool...
Yeah, but under these circumstances, it sucks!
Yeah. Usually, demolition and destruction is pretty cool too, but I don't know, it's like, here, it just like...falls flat.
Yeah, yeah! I think even if they had some fire in this video, it would still suck.
Look! It's Krokus coming to kick their ass. It's The Night of the Living Bands That Suck.
Alice in Chains, Man in the Box
This is cool.
Yeah. It rules. It rules. IT RULES!!!
Right on, Beavis.
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