Cornholio quotes from Beavis and Butt-Head

You must feed the almighty bunghole!

[arriving Mexico] Aaahh, is this Nicaragua? I will take this land for my bunghole! Long live the almighty bunghole!

[going to Mexico] I'm the great Cornholio. There will be TP for everyman. No man should be without TP.

I am Cornholio; I need T.P. for my bunghole. I want all your crappuccino!

Butt-head

Do it, brother Beavis!

Are you threatening me!? You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole! My bunghole it goes bungo chungo rungo raaaaapapapapapapa! And one for you! Rrrrpagh!

Hey, you! ¿Habla español?

Español? Es-bunghole!

Oh, yeah. And he keeps saying that he needs "TP for his bunghole".

What the hell's a bunghole?

You are a bunghole! And so am I. There will be many more bungholes after me!

[reading from dictionary] Bunghole: a hole in a barrel or keg used for pouring in or drawing out liquid.

This kid's messed up. Let's take him back to Mexico. We'll have the federales deal with him.

Come on, Cornholio. It's time to go home.

Are you threatening me? You will give me TP!

I know your bunghole needs TP. We'll get you plenty of TP, and your bunghole will be just fine.

I'd hate for my bungholio to get polio.

I'm with immigration, and if you don't show me some proof of residency I'm gonna have to take you with

You can take me, but you cannot take my bunghole!