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Played by Mike Judge · 1,862 quotes · page 1 of 125

Smart Beavis

Played by Mike Judge

Beavis and Butt-Head · 2,204 quotes

2nd most-quoted character in Beavis and Butt-Head: in 1,862 of its 2,204 quotes
Most scenes with: Smart Butt-head (1,714), Butthead (21), Coach Buzzcut (15)

Lines by Smart Beavis 68

Beavis

If you pour salt on a snail, a lot of scientific stuff happens.

S2 E1 Scientific Stuff

Beavis

[to a parrot] Polly want an Alka-Seltzer?

S2 E2 Good Credit

Beavis

Customers suck.

S2 E7 Customers Suck

Beavis

Mmmmmm. Tastes like chicken.

[The pair go looking for the toad]

S2 E8 Sick

Beavis

Think the carpet'll burn?

S2 E17 Stewart's House

Beavis

[feigning injury] Ah! My liver! My liver!

Beavis

Tornadoes are cool! They can drive matches through a 2x4!

S3 E8 Tornado

Beavis

Where's the bratwurst?

S3 E12 Eating Contest

Beavis

(On the phone with the Home Shoping network) Yea, I'd like to order one of those pubic zercroniums.

S3 E25 Plate Frisbee

Beavis

Tit-le-ist!

S4 E24 Mr. Anderson's Balls

Beavis

Oh, that's a letter right?

S4 E25 Patients Patients

Beavis

(sing-song) Stewart wets his bed, da-na! Heh heh heh!

S4 E27 Crisis Line

Beavis

DO NOT MAKE MY BUNGHOLE ANGRY!

S4 E31 The Great Cornholio

Beavis

I didn't do it! I didn't do it! It was like...some foreigner.

S4 E32 Liar! Liar!

Beavis

I didn't do it, bunghole! Heh heh.

[The lie detector's pulse papers are moving violently, Butt-head is still holding his breath, his face is now a red hued purple, he is now on the verge of losing consciousness]

S4 E32 Liar! Liar!

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