“Take a Bow” quotes from Beavis and Butt-Head

Butt-head

[taking Beavis to the hospital] Uh, Beavis really hurt his testicoils or something, and I think he needs some pills, like, stat or something.

We'll have a doctor take a look. Has he been in pain long?

Beavis

Uh, not really. Maybe a week? [Beavis passes out]

Oh my gosh! What happened?

Butt-head

Uh, we don't really know.

Beavis

Hey,Butt-head, check this out. [throws his slurpee on top of a convenience store]

Butt-head

That was cool, Beavis! Take a bow.

Beavis

Uh, what?

Butt-head

I said take a bow. [smacks Beavis's groin]

Beavis

Ahhh! See that's cool, 'cause you were like, "Take a bow," and then you hit me in the nads, and then I had to bend over like I'm bowing, yeah.

Butt-head

That's right, Beavis. You figured it out. Take a bow. [hits him again]

Beavis

Ahh! Oh yeah yeah yeah, I get it now...

Butt-head

Well, you're a good sport for playing.

Beavis

Oh yeah, thanks-

Butt-head

Take a bow. [begins hitting him repeatedly in the groin, causing extreme pain for Beavis]

Butt-head

It is a mystery.

Butt-head

[as Beavis awakens in the hospital] You're awake. Good job.

Beavis

[covering his groin] No no! [nothing happens] No, wait... aren't you gonna smack my nads?

Butt-head

Not until you're better, Beavis.

Beavis

Oh, okay, cool. Thanks, yeah...

Butt-head

... Are you better?

Beavis

Not yet. I think they're like, giving me fluids...

Butt-head

Fluids. [both cackle]

Keep it down, I'm trying to sleep!

Butt-head

Shut up, buttmunch. This guy's balls are all messed up. If this wasn't a hospital, I'd make you take a bow.

Butt-head

Feeling bad sucks.

Beavis

Um, Butt-head, I was wondering like, do you think it would cool to do it with an octopus?

Butt-head

Uh, no.

Beavis

Yeah yeah, me neither. I don't know why I said that. That's weird.

Butt-head

Uh, Beavis... I'd probably laugh about it eventually, but it would have sucked if I killed you by hitting your nuts.