Okay, it's over, and... you're sure you don't wanna marry that woman?
LLen
Oh, God, no. You know what I want?
LLen
Some of that lettuce?
LLen
Actually can I have all of it? And the bunny attached to it? He is attached, right? Can I have the bunny and the lettuce?
Um, can we give Lenny the rabbit?
...Sure thing. Go to town.
LLen
Yeah, 'cause, you know... they're brothers.
Um. Is he always gonna be like this now because I feel bad.
[looking into Malory's desk, seeing it's rigged] Oh, come on! What could be so secret, she wired it up with twelve pounds of C-4? Ugh, I don't...think I even want to know. [calls Ray on his cell]
Heh, nice. Here, take a look at this. [takes a picture of the C-4 wires] All right, which of these wires—
The blue...you want to look at it for more than half a second?
I wired the damn thing, ass!
Well, I didn't know that, ass! [cuts the wires then opens the top drawer, pulling a memory stick out] Okay...
I lied. I didn't wire it.
You think that's funny?! [punches the drawer shut; it promptly starts vibrating] Wha—
So as far as Archer is concerned, I feel like I dodged the world's most dysfunctional bullet.
Yeah, but Cyril was... oh wait, did he have some sort of character flaw?
[Brief shots of Lana walking in on Cyril having sex with Scatterbrain Jane, Framboise, and Cheryl (whom he is choking); Cyril is looking up and nervously saying "Hello" in each one]
[She lunges at Cheryl. They fight throughout the following]
Yeah, we are code blue here.
Hey. Yeah, blue! Like for baby boys.
No, I meant, like, for her face...
No, like for let's have a baby shower for Trinette and the wee baby Seamus.
Oh my god yes! But your place is disgusting, so where could we have it?
Well, Archer's got that bangin' pad.
[letting up on Cheryl] He'll hate that. I wanna come.
Ohhhhh, I think I just did.
TTrinette
Ew, what is this? Homemade salad dressing?
TTrinette
Ew! I actually... have my own.
So... you won't need this.
[Grabs jar and walks away]
Here, it's some plastic dry cleaner bags and a book about SIDS.
TTrinette
What, what kind of shit gift is that?!
[shouting from distance] Me too!
[with Woodhouse] That's disgusting. If I wanted to look at your bare feet, Woodhouse, I'd sneak in and do it while you were asleep.
. . .
TTrinette
[holding Seamus] Somebody's got a full diaper.
[shouting from distance] Me too!
CGCajun guy
You should'a called first... this is the only airboat for fi'ty miles, and it reserved.
What do you mean, "Reserved"?
CGCajun guy
Is that not self-explanatory?
[Offering a big stack of cash] Perhaps we can work something out.
CGCajun guy
Sure, if you take that money, buy you a time machine, go back in time, and be the first person to reserve that airboat.
