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S2 E3

Archer · Season 2, Episode 3

Trinette, Dr. Krieger and others in “Blood Test”

Trinette

Ew, what is this? Homemade salad dressing?

Dr. Krieger

Breast milk.

Trinette

Ew! I actually... have my own.

Dr. Krieger

So... you won't need this.

[Grabs jar and walks away]

Cheryl

Here, it's some plastic dry cleaner bags and a book about SIDS.

Trinette

What, what kind of shit gift is that?!

Pam

Yeah, I made mine.

Dr. Krieger

[shouting from distance] Me too!

Archer

[with Woodhouse] That's disgusting. If I wanted to look at your bare feet, Woodhouse, I'd sneak in and do it while you were asleep.

Dr. Krieger

Me too!

. . .

Trinette

[holding Seamus] Somebody's got a full diaper.

Dr. Krieger

[shouting from distance] Me too!

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