[looking into Malory's desk, seeing it's rigged] Oh, come on! What could be so secret, she wired it up with twelve pounds of C-4? Ugh, I don't...think I even want to know. [calls Ray on his cell]
[annoyed] What?
Heh, nice. Here, take a look at this. [takes a picture of the C-4 wires] All right, which of these wires—
Blue and yellow.
The blue...you want to look at it for more than half a second?
I wired the damn thing, ass!
Well, I didn't know that, ass! [cuts the wires then opens the top drawer, pulling a memory stick out] Okay...
Oh my God.
What?
I lied. I didn't wire it.
What?!
Ba-dum-bump-ding!
You think that's funny?! [punches the drawer shut; it promptly starts vibrating] Wha—
Not compared to that.
What is that?
Oh, yeah.
No.
Yeaaaah.
No!
Not a bumblebee, is it?
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