So as far as Archer is concerned, I feel like I dodged the world's most dysfunctional bullet.
Yeah, but Cyril was... oh wait, did he have some sort of character flaw?
[Brief shots of Lana walking in on Cyril having sex with Scatterbrain Jane, Framboise, and Cheryl (whom he is choking); Cyril is looking up and nervously saying "Hello" in each one]
Couple things...
[She lunges at Cheryl. They fight throughout the following]
Bring it!
Yeah, we are code blue here.
Hey. Yeah, blue! Like for baby boys.
No, I meant, like, for her face...
[To Lana] Choke me!
No, like for let's have a baby shower for Trinette and the wee baby Seamus.
Oh my god yes! But your place is disgusting, so where could we have it?
Well, Archer's got that bangin' pad.
[letting up on Cheryl] He'll hate that. I wanna come.
Ohhhhh, I think I just did.
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