Malory Archer quotes from Archer

Archer

Come back to me, I can do better.

Archer

Come, Kriegerbots, avenge your fallen comrade! What voice is that? Is that from Bullwinkle?

Archer

[Holding a radioactive vial] Looking for this? Or maybe the lead container I probably should've kept it in?

Archer

Yup, Stage Two breast cancer. Yeah, I mean it's not as bad as stage three or four. But, obviously not as good as no cancer.

Archer

[To Woodhouse] Macrobiotic food. Find out what that is and start cooking it.

Malory

I don't care if it's a Wehrmacht reunion party, this isn't my first Grand Prix you know.

Archer

There's a zoo here?

Malory

And then I put whipped cream over everything and you know where this goes...

Archer

Piece of! How are you a super power!?

Archer

Oh that is bullshit! Who would break into this shit hole!?

Archer

It's ok, it was just cancer sex.

Archer

Noah, I'm half drunk and slathered in every bodily fluid there is... so yeah... this is about as Pirate Kingy as I'm going to get so brief away... Noah... Good Morning.

Malory

[To Cheryl] I swear, if you throw that computer on the floor one more time, you'll wake up in a mental ward with total amnesia under somone else's name!

Archer

AGH! Eat a dick, jungle!

Archer

Speaking of excellence, did you hear we met a tiger? But...he was murdered.