Malory Archer quotes from Archer

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[To Lana] Oh, OK! Then, I guess just pout!

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Hey! Kidnappers! Super not in the mood for this right now!

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I know, right? Totally McQueen!!

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Fuck you, Switzerland

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I saved her life! Go ask that dick I set on fire.

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Because I told you to buy Lemon Curd! Now what am I going to spread on my toast, Your tears?!

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Thank you, certified air boat mechanic!

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That's just great. She gets dinner and Dixieland and laid. And I get mosquitoes and no beer and... not laid. How could this get any... [alligator surfaces and growls] LET ME FINISH... worse. You ruined it. You ruined the moment.

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He might have a tiny hangover...

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Render the salad unto Caesar!

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It's like it's made out of Wolverine's bones.

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Krieger, who's virtual girlfriend is so real that the state of New York is allowing him to legally marry her!

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Who am I, Alan Turing?

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[Spotting Spelvin's bikini-clad Asian ninja bodyguards] I'm suddenly much less angry.

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Am I getting some signals?