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American Dad!

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S8Hurricane!

[after Francine tells him to go out and get help] Okay, I hear you. I really do. But I'm going to do that, because I have a better idea. [sees a javelin floating in the water] My old college javelin? Remember? [gets the javelin] I'll harpoon the bear, and the bear blood will distract the start, and we can escape!

Francine [sees Stan ready to harpoon] STAN! [But it is too late. Stan throws his harpoon, and instead of hitting the bear, he hits Francine instead. The bear turns to Stan and shakes his head disapprovingly]

S8Dr. Klaustus

RRoger (as Sergeant Pepper)

My sucking attachment fell off. I'm going in.

CCommander

Sergeant, it's too dangerous!

[Roger walks up to an outhouse and cautiously opens the door. He climbs into the toilet hole, briefly getting his helmet stuck]

Roger (as Sergeant Pepper) I'm in.

[a man walks towards the outhouse]

Commander Oh no Sergeant, someone's coming in! Oh wait maybe, he's going number one. [he looks closely through the binoculars] He's got a newspaper! Get out of there!

RRoger (as Sergeant Pepper)

: Oh no! [he kneels in prayer] Our Father, who art in Heaven, hallowed be thy name.

S8Toy Whorey

[finding out the car's tires were replaced by cinder blocks] Oh; seriously, Mexico?!

S8 E1Love, AD Style

I think I grabbed the helium neck.

S9Love, AD Style

Crap, I must've grabbed the helium tank!

I just want to be as close to you as possible... Like John and Yoko... You're Yoko.

Amazing, Cool.

Here's my next car Francine, the new Hummie C.O.K. Guzzler. It runs on carbon, oxygen and potassium.

Oh, yeah. The chemical symbol for potassium is K. Boy, my chemistry's a little rusty, but wouldn't it run cleaner if they added another carbon molecule before the potassium? Then it would guzzle C.O.C.K.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Oh.

What.

Roger, Who ever is going to be a kid.

S9Killer Vacation

You sound smart like Hugh Grant the movie star, but you're stupid like Hugh Grant the person!

...that guy.

Well, that was hotel sex. Still terrible.

S9Can I Be Frank (With You)

No one's that perfect and farts that deep.

What.

I have equipped you with a mechanical voice box that will disguise your voice and make you sound like a man. I've also given you a micropenis, like most Chicago men.

The most beautiful for thing for you.

Husbands and wives are best friends.

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