[Steve and Snot are standing at a girls dressing room collecting hair from the blond]
The perfect DNA sample! All we need is another one and-
SOShop Owner
[arrives] What are you two doing here?
I know it looks bad, two teenage boys in a girls' dressing room, but I can assure you, we are only here to collect pubic hair.
[outside, Steve and Snot are caught and thrown out of the store by security]
Darn! We only got one DNA sample!
SOShop Owner
And stay out, perverts! [spits]
[he tries to catch the spit in slow motion] D N A! [e screams as he falls to the floor as Snot checks on him if he is okay; downstairs, Steve is laying on the floor and he takes off his glasses blood starts flowing from his body]
[after inserting the DNA, Steve and Snot activate the cloning machine]
What are you gonna name yours?
I want mine to have a sexy stripper name, like Honey.
I'm gonna name mine after my great grandmother: Glitter.
Naming your sex clone after your great grandmother. That's a nice way to honor her.
[when Steve's cloning plan works, out of the machine come, not teenage girls as expected, but babies]
[screams; pushes buttons repeatedly] Unclone! Unclone! Control-Z! Control-Z!
S10News Glance with Genevieve Vavance
Jeez, Steve. Four gallons of Lubriderm?
Steve (rubs his face): You try living with eczema.
GGroban
That ballad was supposed to be my Candle in the Wind, you dicks!
[to Hayley, who hasn't left her room for weeks] You made a big one! Thanks for using the newspaper this time. Covered the whole comic section. Bet that's not the first time Cathy's had that done on her face.
[after Matt presents the Smiths with a new house to replace the burnt one] Did someone just drop a house on me?!
[as he and Sinbad cross through the wormhole to Earth] Wow! The wormhole! It's so beautiful, like staring into the face of God! It's unbelievable! We... are... INFINITE!!
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