No one's that perfect and farts that deep.
“Can I Be Frank (With You)” · Season 9
In this episode: Roger (2), Stan Smith (1), Francine Smith (1), Avery Bullock (1)
What.
I have equipped you with a mechanical voice box that will disguise your voice and make you sound like a man. I've also given you a micropenis, like most Chicago men.
The most beautiful for thing for you.
Husbands and wives are best friends.
As a married woman, your only options for a friend are: fat woman, cat, gay guy, or food.
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