RRoger (as Sergeant Pepper)
My sucking attachment fell off. I'm going in.
CCommander
Sergeant, it's too dangerous!
[Roger walks up to an outhouse and cautiously opens the door. He climbs into the toilet hole, briefly getting his helmet stuck]
Roger (as Sergeant Pepper) I'm in.
[a man walks towards the outhouse]
Commander Oh no Sergeant, someone's coming in! Oh wait maybe, he's going number one. [he looks closely through the binoculars] He's got a newspaper! Get out of there!
RRoger (as Sergeant Pepper)
: Oh no! [he kneels in prayer] Our Father, who art in Heaven, hallowed be thy name.
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