Steve Smith quotes from American Dad!

Steve

'Twas beauty killed the beast.

Steve

[screams; pushes buttons repeatedly] Unclone! Unclone! Control-Z! Control-Z!

Steve

[after Matt presents the Smiths with a new house to replace the burnt one] Did someone just drop a house on me?!

Steve

Face to neck. Hand to lower back. Pec to boob? I don't know shit about hugging.

Steve

Oh! What a horrible nightmare! And why did I include that extra part where I actually saw Mom stripping? One problem at a time.

Steve

A cake gets messed up. A Quiznos bathroom gets messed up. You destroyed a galaxy, mother.

Steve

No, Dad, crazy baloney is real. It's called pepperoni.

Steve

[captured by the CDC] I confess, I'm a good boy for hire!

Steve

My peers don't call me "swishy" for nothing.

Steve

[frustrated by the lack of interest by the police] You sound like the cops. They've given up on the case already too. To them, I'm just one more white kid who got stabbed in a bowling alley.

Steve

[searching for clues in his own stabbing] This dumpster is filled with weapons and blood-soaked hoodies. How am I supposed to find the ones that belong to my stabber?

Steve

This Taz-loving sicko must of really been obsessed with me.

Steve

Oh, my life. It's flashing before my eyes.

Steve

What the hell is in that sauce?

Steve

[Regarding their entry in the Pizza Overlord Jingles contest] For ours, I wrote the melody, and Klaus wrote the lyrics. I can't stress that enough: Klaus wrote the lyrics.

Hayley Smith

Oh my God. Dad, why is Hilary Duff in our house?

Stan Smith

Hilary is here of her own free will because she wants to have dinner with Steve.

Steve Smith

Hilary, could you pass the salt?

Stan Smith

[holding gun to her head] Pass him the salt.