[after seeing a news report about a teen that killed his father]
Francine (sympathetically): Bet that poor boy's father didn't spend any time with him...(callously): I hope they fry 'em.
“Next of Pin” · Season 13
In this episode: Steve Smith (6), Stan Smith (5), Francine Smith (5), Roger (2)
[Stan fears for his life when he imagines Steve eviscerating him]
That's it, we're hanging out. If you're going to kill anyone in this family, it's going to be only Francine.
What?!
Don't talk back to your father.
[trying to shoot a basketball]
My peers don't call me "swishy" for nothing.
[Steve and Stan share a hug while laughing about their day]
[under her breath] Do you have to hug after every stupid thing you say?
[Roger smashes a plate and orders Francine to leave it]
[not quite under her breath] Bald-ass alien piece of shit.
[Klaus interjects himself into a conversation]
[not quite under her breath] Now here goes the fish...
[Hayley plays mind games with Roger before their contest, suggesting he drop out]
News flash bong brain, I never pull out. Boom-shaka-lacka. Now let's watch this garbage.
PPedophile
So, uh, which boy is yours?
The hot one, duh.
[at the bowling championship]
GGreg
The excitement is palpable here. The stands absolutely packed with what I like to call "gutter people."
MSMemphis Stormfront
Ha-ha-ha, delightful bowing pun there, Greg.
GGreg
Bowling pun?
[Stan absently confesses to Francine that he stabbed Steve]
You don't tell Steve about this, and I won't tell Klaus you're the one that broke his Dilbert mug.
[quickly agreeing] Okay, deal, deal.
[frustrated by the lack of interest by the police] You sound like the cops. They've given up on the case already too. To them, I'm just one more white kid who got stabbed in a bowling alley.
[as Stan starts to piece together the clues]
Since when is Steve smart? He's a jock.
[explaining his escape from the contest]
Molt & bolt, baby.
[searching for clues in his own stabbing] This dumpster is filled with weapons and blood-soaked hoodies. How am I supposed to find the ones that belong to my stabber?
This Taz-loving sicko must of really been obsessed with me.
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