[Steve and Snot are standing at a girls dressing room collecting hair from the blond]
Field day!
The perfect DNA sample! All we need is another one and-
SOShop Owner
[arrives] What are you two doing here?
I know it looks bad, two teenage boys in a girls' dressing room, but I can assure you, we are only here to collect pubic hair.
[outside, Steve and Snot are caught and thrown out of the store by security]
Darn! We only got one DNA sample!
SOShop Owner
And stay out, perverts! [spits]
[he tries to catch the spit in slow motion] D N A! [e screams as he falls to the floor as Snot checks on him if he is okay; downstairs, Steve is laying on the floor and he takes off his glasses blood starts flowing from his body]