Steve Smith quotes from American Dad!

Steve

What up, you ass-face bitches? You stupid-ass honky-fuckin' faggots?**

Steve

You can put it in a curro case, you can sew with it, a little mouse could wear it for hat.

Steve

:[as Roger sends a video from a webcam with strippers in the house] They're kissing where we practice kissing!

Steve

All right, just give birth the ferret baby and put it in the bucket-- it's worth 50 points

Steve

Gotta go put a popsicle on the ol' starfish.

Steve

Hommina, hommina, hommina, hommina, boner!

Steve

I'm coming for you, old man!

Steve

Purple hat, Dad, PURPLE HAT!

Steve

Gee, Dad. I'd like to get in the hot tub too. But I can't 'cause I'm pretty sure my parents jizzed in it last night!

Steve

Its hungry for flesh and knowledge!

Steve

Au revoir, les enfants! That means, "**** you!"

Steve

Amazing, Cool.

Steve

You sound smart like Hugh Grant the movie star, but you're stupid like Hugh Grant the person!

Steve

Any man who ever did anything great was just trying to show up some piece of ass who didn't give him any.

Steve

Okay. Next I.D. is ready. Mike Rotch? I'm looking for Mike Rotch.