[attempting to explain how Adam & Eve's son has a wife] Steve, guys like Cain always end up with the girl. Scratch that, still makes no sense. Uh, um, might have to come back to that one.
“Daesong Heavy Industries” · Season 13
In this episode: Stan Smith (3), Roger (1), Steve Smith (1), Francine Smith (1), Klaus (1)
No, Dad, crazy baloney is real. It's called pepperoni.
[Stan regains his religion after Steve proves a ship as large as the hypothetical Noah's ark actually does exist]
[happily] Stan, you're back!
Of course I am, and better than ever. [the family laughs as Stan poses in victory] I was hopeless for so long, but now I can see that God was only testing the strength of my faith.
[embracing him] And you passed the test.
I did, so he revealed to me, though his instrument Steve, the location of the new ark.
[realizing what is about to come] Oh, no.
Francine (consoling Stan): Yeah, you don't have to take that. I know! Let's go home and you take a bunch of anti-psychotic medication. That'll show 'em.
[outside in the rain] Look out, world, God and Stan are back together again!
[from inside of the house] It's not official 'til you change your Facebook status!
[Stan dumps Klaus overboard from the "Ark" into the water]
[as he falls] You dipshit, there are fucking sharks in there!
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