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American Dad! · Season 13

“N.S.A. (No Snoops Allowed)” quotes from American Dad!

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“N.S.A. (No Snoops Allowed)” · Season 13

In this episode: Hayley Smith (2), Roger (1), Steve Smith (1), Klaus (1)

[walks over to Klaus] Okay, Klaus, I will try one of your hazel whatevers.

[Hayley takes a bite out of the omelet with a fork and gets a look of satisfaction]

Mmm! This is really good. What's in it?

Hazel nut, butter, eggs, veal, milk. [Hayley spits out her omelet] I use whole milk. Some people...

Wait. Veal?! There's meat in this?

For thickening. You know what they say; you can't make hazelnussomeletten without kinderkuhfleische.

Klaus! I haven't eaten meat in over a year! [retches]

[Hayley starts to feel sick, covers her mouth, and runs to the bathroom to vomit and coughs. Klaus turns to Roger]

How do you like yours, Roger?

[Roger feeds his omelet to the Roomba]

Ah, it's great, it's great. [smiles uneasily at Klaus]

[Hayley kneeling down at the toilet after puking up her omelet]

[sniffles] Sorry, toilet. I know you've been a vegetarian as long as I have.

Francine (comes in wearing a robe and heels with a frying pan in hand): Well...I did it. I provided food for the family. (shows a butterflied Klaus sizzling in the frying pan): It's Klaus. (voice breaking): But...but...we can't afford tartar sauce!

(Hayley and Roger break down crying)

Oh! What a horrible nightmare! And why did I include that extra part where I actually saw Mom stripping? One problem at a time.

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