“Shell Game” · Season 15
In this episode: Steve Smith (3), Roger (2)
[A scantily dressed woman in handcuffs gives Steve information on finding an expert on eggs]
Thank you. You’ve been a very helpful prostitute.
Prostitute?! How dare you! I was doing insider trading!
And I got that on tape.
[Commander is examing on the egg]
Careful. Nice and easy. Slowly. Real careful-like.
[yelling] I KNOW!
Eyes on the egg! Don't get distracted!
You're not gonna get away with this! I snuck on a walkie-talkie and alerted the other Protectors.
How did you sneak on a walkie-talkie? I did repeated full-cavity searches!
It was in my pocket.
Oh, my life. It's flashing before my eyes.
[Steve experiences a lengthy flashback of his family immigrating from Italy and experiencing life in the 50's. He steals cookies from Francine, attends his fist communion, and witnesses Snot die from a car bomb]
What the hell is in that sauce?
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