Oh, uh— hi, Princess! I'm, uh, writing something for Jake.
Oh, well, speaking of Jake, did he explain everything to you?
[turns away] Yeah, I understand.
Finn, sometimes you want someone and you [puts hand on Finn's left knee] want to kiss them, and be with them. But you can't, because responsibility demands sacrifice.
[incredulous] What are you trying to say?!
I'm trying to say that you're a hero, Finn. You're my hero. So, I'm glad you understand why you can't be with Flame Princess. [Finn stands up, enraged]
Bubblegum, I can't do this anymore!!
Finn, what are you talking about?
What am I talking about?! [grunts] PB, I was... geh...eh... I was in love with you! Okay?! And you didn't love me back! Now I'm ready to move on, and it's like... [grunts] you're gonna build me up all over again! Well, I'm done! I'm done.
Finn? Jake, where's Finn? Is he with Flame Princess?
(Jake slams his pan on the stove)
Back off, Bubblegum! That's his man's biz!
(shows Jake the poem) Is he with her OR NOT?!
You heartless monster! Do you have any idea how much he's CRIED over you?! Finn deserves to be happy, even if his bloopin' FACE gets burned off!! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!!!!
(Jake throws an empty box at Bubblegum)
What?! This isn't about some petty love triangle! Flame Princess is PHYSICALLY UNSTABLE!! Her elemental matrix can't handle extreme romance! Grob, if Finn tries to kiss her, she'll burn so hot, she'll melt RIGHT through the planet's crust, down to the molten core! Then, she'll be thrown back and forth by gravity until she burns out the world from the inside!! Why do you think I had her father keep her locked up!?
(Jake gasps in shock)
Will you take me to them?!?
[corners a rat] Hello, Ronnie. [moves his lips]
RRonnie
[BMO's voice] "What do you want, BMO?" [squeaks]
RRonnie
"I don't know what you're talking about, BMO. I didn't do nothing. Leave me alone!" [grooms his face; zoom on a lipstick smudge on the back of his neck]
[voiceover] I knew that lipstick anywhere. [spoke] How is Lorraine?
RRonnie
"You stay away from her! She is with me now, do you hear?"
Calm down, big guy. Me and Lorraine are... dinosaur bones.
RRonnie
"Good, 'cause I would be so jealous." [BMO shows picture to him]
Just tell me where the sock is, and I will let you go.
RRonnie
"I don't know, man!"
What if I put some knuckle in your eyeballs? Would that help you think?
RRonnie
"Okay, okay! Um... [BMO grabs arm pointing to Finn's sock] It looks like a grape juice stain on his sock. Check the pantry."
[voiceover] Bebe owned Bebe's, a dance club downtown. He yells at ladies.
[BMO walks to the remote on the floor and puts his foot down on Bebe]
BBebe
"BMO? Aah— aah! Arrgh!!"
BBebe
"Uh— [coughing] I don't know nothin' bout socks!"
Don't play dumb, Bebe! [takes some soot out the oven] Don't play dumb with me!
[he smothers the soot on Bebe and starting coughing even worse]
I talked to Lorraine, Bebe. She sold you out, dum-dum!
BBebe
"No! She-she wouldn't do that! It wasn't me, I swear! It was Ronnie!"
BBebe
"I don't know, man! I don't know! [sobbing] Oh, Lorraine!" [Bebe continues sobbing; BMO looks into his dirty sooted hands]
I'm gonna go wash this shmutz off my grabbers. When I get back, you better start talking sense.
Hello? Hello? Hello? Hey, BMO. Wake up, buddy. Are you all right? [BMO gets up]
NEPTR? I feel like l got hit with a Dracula by King Kong.
Whoa, sorry, man. You want some pie or something?
Sorry, I gotta run. The cops are after me. Have you seen any down here?
Nah. No one's been down here all day, except me, you, and Ronnie.
What?! What was Ronnie doing down here?
I don't know. But now my sensors indicate that some treasure is missing. [spins around] About a sock's worth.
[gasps] That's it! That's why Ronnie took the sock—to carry stolen treasure in with! He had to whack Bebe to keep him from squealing, then he pinned the rap on me.
Listen, NEPTR, you better lay low for a while. I'm gonna go find Ronnie. [climbs ladder] I've got a score to settle.
Hey, BMO! We should hang out more. We're both robots.
[beat] No, NEPTR. I am not like you.
Gyaenedeul chaj-ass-eoyo? ("Did you find them?") [PB checks device]
My GPS shows Finn and Jake over there. I think that's where the Ice King has them hostage.
Gyaenedeul anjeonhalkkayo? ("Will they be okay?")
I'm sure the boys are fine. The Ice King isn't usually a serious threat. [digs duffle bag] Besides, this'll be easy with the two of us. [holds up robotic kettle and cup] We've got science on our side.
KKettle
Your tea is ready. [PB pours] Pouring. Pouring.
Jeikeuga siljongdoegi jeon-e naega wolnamgugsu myeon-i jilgidago malhaess-eoyo. A, naega wae geuleon mal-eul haess-eulkka... Museun nappeun il-i saeng-gyeoss-eumyeon eotteoghae?! Gyaega mandeun gugsu mas-eobsdago han ge uliui majimag daehwayeoss-eoyo. ("I told Jake that his Vietnamese noodles were too tough before he went missing. Why did I say such a thing?! What if something bad happens to him?! The last conversation we had was that his noodles were tough...")
It's okay, Lady. Jake knows you love him.
Mianhaeyo. Naega gugsuleul neomu manh-i meog-eossna bwayo. ("Sorry. I guess I've eaten too many noodles.")
Don't worry. Just try to relax. [Lady lowers herself; PB checks watch] I'll work on my holo-entry. [projects holo-entry] It's been three weeks since Finn and Jake disappeared while battling the Ice King. I've activated a secret GPS implanted in Finn's ear. It has lead us to an uncharted black ice cave... but I've spent hours calculating every possible danger and am well-prepared.
Geunom-i kal-eul deulgo deombimyeon eotteoghaeyo?! ("What if he attacks you with a knife?!")
Then I'll pull out my electrode gun.
Geunom-i gongjunim-eul haechilyeogo hamyeon-yo?! ("What if he tries to hurt you?!")
Then I'll use my ball-blam-burgler-ber! Lady, it'll be fine. We've got science!
A... maj-ayo, naega jom geogjeong-i simhan pyeon-ijyo. Jeon ban sal-eun sichedeul-i uli jib-eul gong-gyeoghaneun agmong-e sidallyeoyo. Uli samchon, oesugmo, sachondeul-i da jib-e iss-eoss-eoyo. Agiga wicheung-eseo uneun solikkaji saengsaenghi deullindanikkayo. naega uli gajogdeul-eul jikil suman issdamyeon — geu kkum kkuneun dong-an eolmana seuteuleseu bad-eumyeon ippalkkaji mujihage gal-ayo. ("You're right. I worry too much sometimes. I always get haunted by this nightmare where zombies attack my house! My uncle, aunt-in-law, and cousins are all present in my house. I even hear the baby crying coming from the upstairs. If I could just protect my dear family. [PB becomes shocked] I become too stressful during that dream. I even grind my own teeth!")
[Lady grinds her teeth; PB gasps]
Da-eumnal il-eonamyeon ippaldeul-i geum gaiss-eoyo. Botong jeon geunyang geuleon geos kkum-ilani, naega geogjeong-eul saseo haji hamyeo ij-eobeolilyeogo haeyo. Jega geu ban sal-eun sichedeul-ege jeongmal du beon-ina gong-gyeogdanghaess-eossjanh-ayo. ("When I wake up in the morning, all my teeth are cracked up! I usually try to forget about it, thinking that it's just a dream or I'm being paranoid, but I was actually attacked by zombies before, twice.")
Hmm, I suppose that's true. [pours tea into snow] Let's roll.
JJamaica
That's his headphones!
Blombo, take them off! Blombo! You must heed my INSTRUCTIONS!!! TAKE OFF YOUR THIIIINGS!!!
TToughy
Woah! Settle down, Lemongrease!
I-I am not GREASE!! THIS IS UNACCEPTABAAAAHHHHHHLE!!!!!
BBlombo
What? What's goin' on?
All unfit citizens of Lemongrab must be reconditioned!
BBlombo
Man, are you crazy!?
YAAAAAAAHHHHOOOOU MEEEEEEEAHHIIEE!!!!
What's goin' on here, tough boy? What is that huge dude?
MMarauder
He's The Farm, the legendary fighter of the Shiney Isles. I came here to participate in his open challenge, but this mother can't be beat!
FThe Farm
Give up, worms! My fight power is supreme! I'm too [punches water] freaking legendary for you!!
[Finn and Jake stare in awe as The Farm continues pummeling the lake with farm animals dropping down his barn onto a group of fighters; The Farm punches one nearby]
AMAll Marauders
[chanting] Train! Train! Train! Train! Train!
Whoa! [see people cheering to an imposing figure on a cliff]
M2Marauder 2
I love you, The Train!
M3Marauder 3
You're almost as legendary as The Farm, The Train!
TThe Train
The Train is gonna smack you down on his tracks! Whoop! [jumps down into lake] Your caboose is mine! [runs toward The Farm] Choo-choo! Choo-choo!!
Oh, my Glob... [watches The Train running underneath The Farm]
TThe Train
Choooo! [gets crushed by The Farm] Ow! My legs are backwards! Oh! Why?! [The Farm kicks him ashore in front of Finn and Jake] Ohh, you're mean! [farts]
TThe Train
No... The Train will chug on... My friend makes bionic legs. I'll be better than before.
[gasps] I want bionic legs! Who's your friend?
TThe Train
Yeah, right. It's secret! [begins dragging himself away] Ah! Don't follow me. [continues dragging] Oh! Train can do this. [drags out of scene]
You don't want bionic legs. It ain't natchy.
I don't care about natchy.
Let's discuss this later.
Hey, did you dream about Dream Warrior?
Yeah. What was he trying to tell us exactly?
I don't know, I didn't get it. But listen, man. I'm sorry I got mad at you. Who cares about my high score at "Kompy"? It ain't important.
No, man. It is important. Being the third best at something is math and deserves respect, not like I did to "Kompy". Anyway, I think we both got cranky after all that training.
Well, good thing we're rested, 'cause now we can beat this beast.
Yeah. [see groups of marauders cheering on the cliff] Oh, hey! Look!
The dudes came back to watch us fight!
A'ight. This is it. Let's use what we learned in training!
Uh... All we did was fight dirty with cheap— wait...
DWDream Warrior
[flashback] My cars are che-e—che-e-eap.
Dream Warrior was telling us which cheap moves to use on The Farm! Headlights mean eyes!
[pants down] Pull down his pants like you did to moi!
Hm... I think I know what that means.
Well, sure, I can make a wild guess.
Yeah, dude! [they bump fists; whispers] Put your pants on.
