NEPTR and BMO in “BMO Noire”

NEPTR

Hello? Hello? Hello? Hey, BMO. Wake up, buddy. Are you all right? [BMO gets up]

NEPTR? I feel like l got hit with a Dracula by King Kong.

NEPTR

Whoa, sorry, man. You want some pie or something?

Sorry, I gotta run. The cops are after me. Have you seen any down here?

NEPTR

Nah. No one's been down here all day, except me, you, and Ronnie.

What?! What was Ronnie doing down here?

NEPTR

I don't know. But now my sensors indicate that some treasure is missing. [spins around] About a sock's worth.

[gasps] That's it! That's why Ronnie took the sock—to carry stolen treasure in with! He had to whack Bebe to keep him from squealing, then he pinned the rap on me.

NEPTR

Bebe's dead?

Listen, NEPTR, you better lay low for a while. I'm gonna go find Ronnie. [climbs ladder] I've got a score to settle.

NEPTR

Hey, BMO! We should hang out more. We're both robots.

[beat] No, NEPTR. I am not like you.