Earl of Lemongrab quotes from Adventure Time

Lemongrab

This castle is in... unacceptable CONDITION!! UNACCEPTABLE!!!

Lemongrab

30 days in the dungeon!

Cinnamon Bun

For who?

Lemongrab

Everyone in this room... MHAHHH!!!

Bubblegum

Wait! Wait! You can't give orders like that! I'm in charge here, Lemongrab!

Lemongrab

TOO YOUNG!! She's too young to rule the kingdom!

Finn

[slap!] Watch your manners with the Princess!

Lemongrab

WHOOOOOOO!!?

Finn

What the huh?

Lemongrab

Well, well, well... This is everyone, then?

Peppermint Butler

Yes, all the castle staff.

Lemongrab

So which one of yooou was it? Who did the thing!?

The... thing?

Lemongrab

FFF-FF-FFFFFNNNNUH!!! [unfolds the Dog Buns note] THE THING!!! THE THING!!!

Peppermint Butler

Hey, man! Calm down! It's just a prank, man! For laughs!

Lemongrab

Prank? For l-laughs? ..Yes, of course. Just a harmless prank. For laughs. Ahhh... [jiggling his head all-around laughing]

Peppermint Butler

Ha... heh-heh-heh...

Lemongrab

Twelve years dungeon. All of you — dungeon. Seven years, no trials. Come on! Let's move it!

Lemongrab

Blombo, what is that?

What?

Lemongrab

On Blombo's ears?

That's his headphones!

Lemongrab

Blombo, take them off! Blombo! You must heed my INSTRUCTIONS!!! TAKE OFF YOUR THIIIINGS!!!

Woah! Settle down, Lemongrease!

Lemongrab

I-I am not GREASE!! THIS IS UNACCEPTABAAAAHHHHHHLE!!!!!

What? What's goin' on?

Lemongrab

All unfit citizens of Lemongrab must be reconditioned!

Man, are you crazy!?

Lemongrab

YAAAAAAAHHHHOOOOU MEEEEEEEAHHIIEE!!!!

Tree Trunks

[nudges Shelby on top of her head] Shelby? Shelby, wake up.

W-where am I? Tree Trunks, what's going on?

Tree Trunks

Uh, you've been snoozing on my dome. I just woke up in this room with these fellas: Nectar, Ice Cream, and one of the Lemoncarbs.

Lemongrab

Awake! Avast! Hold tight your buns, if buns you do hold dear, for time has come to wake and run AND NOT GIVE WAY TO FEAR!!!

Tree Trunks

What are those awful words?!

Lemongrab

I am reading the wall. They are wall words.

Tree Trunks

[reading] "Beyond this room are a thousand rooms, outside of them still more."

"Behind each door on every floor, danger, danger evermore!"

NEPTR

"Stranger, hark! The traps galore may kill you whilst you do explore to free yourself..." [Ice King stops scribbling on his book, looks back at the others]

Ice King

Huh? Oh! Now where were we? "To free yourself from this tomb and nevermore re-enter, find the room amidst the rooms that lies exactly center"? [glowing orange lines form a map on the walls]

It's a map!

Lemongrab

[walks to a color-coordinated door] This door lead to the center exit!

NEPTR

The door is secured with an esoteric encryption system.

Ice King

[picks up Tree Trunks] Well, that's okay 'cause you can "hack the mainframe" or whatever, right, BMO?

NEPTR

I'm not BMO. I'm your son, NEPTR. I-I throw pies.

Ice King

[beat, drops Tree Trunks] Ahhhs!! I grabbed the wrong robot! Dirt! Nuts! Face!!

Uhh, what is going on here, Ice King?

Tree Trunks

Yes. I am getting a weird feeling in my stomach, and I think it's 'cause of you, Mr. Wizard. You'd better fess up to whatever you're doing. I got no time for nobody dancin' around and actin' a fool at my expense. I'm Tree Trunks, and people know I'm kind and honest. That's why people like me. [Ice King scribbles his book]

Ice King

Huh? Wha-what? What was she saying?

Tree Trunks

So stop sellin' fib bibs and give it straight.

Ice King

Oh!! All right! I knocked y'all out and brought you here! [puts book in his beard] I'm sorry, but I had to do it! Each of you possess the exact qualities to pass the various tests of this dungeon. Tree Trunks, with your baking skills... Lemongrab, with your lemony, juicy...

Lemongrab

Essence.

Ice King

Yeah... Shelby, who should have been the bait for the fish.

Yeah, but no thanks.

Ice King

And BMO, who should have been here instead of this weird piece of junk that I don't remember nothin' about. [NEPTR strolls to the side] Argh!! I failed!

NEPTR

Father, look at me! [he throws a baked pie at the door, it short-circuits and recoils itself; Ice King gasps] Are you happy with me now, Papi?

Ice King

[pants] Yes! Yes! [picks up and hugs NEPTR] Oh, my son! The grand prize of me loins!

Finn

[sees Lemongrabs in dungeon] There they are! Hey, Lemongrabs, we're here! We're gonna get you out, just hold tight!

Go away.

No food here.

Jake

Maybe the kidnapper's in here, too, coercing them.

Finn

Probably the grossest one of all, too—beet-red skin, barf, poopin' all its junk-sculpture.

Jake

Ugh, stop it! You're just makin' it worse! Let's just get this over with. [punches doors]

Finn

Lemongrabs, you are free!

They broke the door! The door is broken now!

FIX THE DOOOOOR!!!!

Jake

Fix the door? What? What? Fix the door? Fix what? What's goin' on here? "Fix the door?" Finn, what's goin' on?! "Fix the door?!"

It doesn't matter anymore.

There is no more candy to horde. Let them keep what crumbs they find. [the lemon creatures sniff and lick the floor] For there are no crumbs.

MMMMNNOOOOOO CUUURRUUUMMBS!!!

Lemongrab

"In conclusion, no one needs to come here ever, especially Lemonhope and I ate my brother, goodbye!"

"SAVE US, LEMONHOPE!!! YOU'RE OUR ONLY LEMONHO—"

Lemongrab

Ohhhh, The Harp! Didn't i just explain? I've got things in my-uugghh [Lemongrab 2 removes the corks] Uh! AH!! MMY THINGS!! Wragh... aggh.. mmm.. Agh! [Tries to recover his corks, but fails, the Lemon Children grab his arms, chanting "Hope" while doing so] AAAH!! OH, LET ME GO! LET ME GOOOOO!!!

The harp, Lemonhope, THE HAARP!!

Lemongrab

OH! OOH!! OOH, THE SOUND'S AWFUUULLL!!!

FASTER, LEMONHOPE!!

Lemongrab

WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

FASTER, LEMONHOPE!!

Lemongrab

I CAN'T STAND NO MORE!!

FASTEER!!

Lemongrab

WUAAAAAAAAAAA-[Lemongrab explodes, sending the Lemon children flying in the air, bits of both Lemongrabs fall back to the ground, including Lemonhope and two other Children]