Get the camera, Jake!
I can't! I'm paralyzed by the cuteness!
FJFinn and Jake
Beemo! Beemo! Beemo! Beemo!
BBMO
[pushes Finn and Jake aside] What? What? What? What?
FJFinn and Jake
Beemo, get the camera!
BBMO
BMO is camera.
S3 E1Conquest of Cuteness
And hey, guys... Let's keep the acting subtle. Less is more.
No way! First, I'm gonna fall in love with one of those little guys, and then I'm gonna fall out of love, And then, I'm gonna totally fake die of a fake heart attack! "OH! MY HEART! MY HEART HURTS BECAUSE I FELL OUT OF LOVE! AND NOW I HAVE TO DIE! OOOOHHHHH!!!"
S3 E2Morituri Te Salutamus
Come on Finn lest go home my thighs hurt
Okay Im keeping the branch
FKFight King
[waves his sword and arms of dirt start to drag Finn and Jake]Fools you don't leave until you de
Gotta liven up this unhallowed ground.. for Finn.] Fools you do not leave until you defeated all my glayator ghost.
On a tropical island
Underneath a molten lava moon
Hangin' with the hula dancers
Asking questions cos they got all the answers...
S3 E3Memory of a Memory
[Finn, Jake and a wizard run into Marceline's house to find her unconscious on the floor]
Marceline! What's wrong with her?!
She accidentally cast a sleep spell on herself, and now she's trapped in eternal slumber!
Tell us how to break the spell!
I'll transport you into Marceline's mind, where you will walk through her memories and find the memory core.
Then what?
Find the memory of Marceline casting the sleep spell on herself. At your touch, you and the memory will be transported back to reality.
But like, if you know all this, why not just do it yourself?
Entering a person's mind can be dangerous. And I don't have any arms. Just legs. [stretches his right leg] Ungh... Yeah, here we go... Oh... [jabs his toe at Finn's forehead]
What? [a bright white light flashes out of his forehead] What'd you do to my forehead?
When you get close to the memory, your forehead will glow. Here, take this. It's a sack of magic powder. Sit on the couch and sprinkle the powder on your head.
Like this? [he and Jake sprinkle the powder on their heads]
Yep. Like that. Feel sleepy?
BBoth
[yawning] Mm-hm...
Good. Sleep now. But know this!
BBoth
Huh?! / Whua?!
If you fail, Marceline will be trapped in eternal sleep... FOREVER!!! [both gasp] And everr! And everrr~!!
[sniffs] This place reeks.
Yo, man, your thing is glowing.
My what? [touches forehead] Oh, my thing.
We must be close to the core. I see another door over there. Come on.
[looks up] Wait a sec, Jake... It's that guy again.
AAsh
Hey... open your eyes, look at this, Mar-Mar. Check it out. It's my new wand. These cherry blossoms... look-look as close as you can, and they're real. [Marceline puts her finger near a cherry blossom and gets zapped]
Wow. Awesome. Where'd you get the money for that thing?
AAsh
Oh, I sold that teddy bear that you love so much. [beat] To a witch.
You... what?! Are you crazy?! That was my favorite thing in the whole world!!
AAsh
That's why it's so valuable, genius. For potions? [summons a ghost from his wand]
GGhost
[croons] You're not a genius... You're not a genius...
[crying] That's the last straw, Ash! That's it! You're a psycho jerk and you ruined my life...
AAsh
But... But not all of it—
IT'S OVER, YOU PSYCHO!!!! [storms off angrily]
S3 E4Hitman
Ice King! How many times have we warned you about using love potion?
That's why I'm using honey.
Man, who cares if it's honey? You stink anyways!
[laughs] Yeah. You stink so much I'monna ground you for a week.
What? You can't do that!
You're grounded for two weeks!
YOU'RE grounded for two weeks!
Three. Weeks.
Ohh, snaps!
Why!? I didn't do anything..!
Four weeks...?
Okay, mister, you are really trying my patience! How clear can I be?! All I want you to do is hit them—on the shoulder, or something. [punches Scorcher's shoulder] Are you even listening? Oh, I get it. [takes a wad of dollar bills] Here's double the grease to not kill Finn and Jake. [Scorches incinerates money] You trying to hustle me, Scorcher? Okay. I'll play this game. How about this prize piece for your pad? [turns on singing deer head on a plaque]
SDSinging Deer Head
I wanna live, live, live I wanna live, live, live— [Scorcher burns it]
NOOOOOO!!! Huh. Okay... How about these bad boys—night vision x-ray goggles for when you have a lady houseguest? [Scorcher burns goggles off his face] Auh!! Come on! At least renegotiate the target! You can destroy my least favorite princesses. What about Lumpy Space Princess? [Scorcher burns LSP picture] Ghost Princess? I can't even hold her with my love mitts. [Scorcher burns GP picture] Aw, geez! Uh... [Scorches blasts fire in front of his face] Oh! A-A leg cramp, in my leg! Ow, ow! O-Oh, this is so embarrassing. I'll be right back. Ow! Ow!
[he hides behind left side of the entry]
[sighs] Think, baby. Come on. Ah! [pulls laptop out of his beard; starts typing "hitman hitman"] All right, let's hit the hitman, right? There's got to be a... Ah! "Blastronaut—#1 solution for all hitman problems." Sheesh! $99.95?! That's nuts! [clicks "place order"; enters target name] "Scor... cher." ["target acquired"]
[as Scorchers reads pages on a table, the wall suddenly explodes and Blastronaut bursts in, shooting lasers everywhere]
Sweet!
[Scorcher remains still until advancing to slice Blastronaut in half; a naked goblin jumps out of the suit. He sees Ice King behind him and jumps off the mountain]
No!! Come back, you wussy!! [turns to Scorcher] Ooh, that was weird. [Scorcher clenches his fiery fist] Was that your friend, or something? [chuckles nervously] Look, a supermodel! Look, a hoverboard! Look, the apocalypse! Someone got hit in the boingloings. [beat] Hit in the boingloings! ..Boingloings! Boingloings! Somebody got hit in them. [Scorcher turns left] Peace out!
[he freezes Scorcher and flies away, not before Scorcher starts melting his icy chamber]
Oh! Freakin' butt! Butt, butt, butt!
Hey Finn you awake
Well not really
I had a dream about meatman last night
[appears next to him] Wow really?
S3 E5Too Young
This castle is in... unacceptable CONDITION!! UNACCEPTABLE!!!
[...]
30 days in the dungeon!
For who?
Everyone in this room... MHAHHH!!!
Wait! Wait! You can't give orders like that! I'm in charge here, Lemongrab!
TOO YOUNG!! She's too young to rule the kingdom!
[slap!] Watch your manners with the Princess!
WHOOOOOOO!!?
What the huh?
Well, well, well... This is everyone, then?
Yes, all the castle staff.
So which one of yooou was it? Who did the thing!?
CPCandy Person
The... thing?
FFF-FF-FFFFFNNNNUH!!! [unfolds the Dog Buns note] THE THING!!! THE THING!!!
Hey, man! Calm down! It's just a prank, man! For laughs!
Prank? For l-laughs? ..Yes, of course. Just a harmless prank. For laughs. Ahhh... [jiggling his head all-around laughing]
Ha... heh-heh-heh...
Twelve years dungeon. All of you — dungeon. Seven years, no trials. Come on! Let's move it!
S3 E6The Monster
Dude, I know where Lumpy Space Princess is! She's in the woods eating beans.
Mhmm! This is gonna be easy as...uhh...hmmm...
Easy as childbirth!
Yeah, okay.
I knew, that if my parents could see me now, they'd be jealous of how lumpin' awesome I am.
S3 E7Still
Why are you doing this, Ice King?
Why? Because I love you guys! But you don't love me, do ya?
You tried to kill us, like, four times!
I only try to kill you 'cuz you're PRINCESS-BLOCKIN' ME ALL THE TIME!
Well, how 'bout I make us some omelets?
...That sounds pretty good, actually.
I'm going to put my foot in it. Eating a part of me will bring us closer together! I'll be inside of you! [laughs]
S3 E8Wizard Battle
GWGrandmaster Wizard
To enter Wizard Battle, you must be... A WIZARD!!
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