[as a cape] Looks like a beach brawl
Looks like there trying to drown a barn
That's not abarn man[the white barn-like creature rises from the water] that's a dude
“Who Would Win” · Season 4, Episode 21
In this episode: Finn the Human (3), Jake the Dog (3)
What's goin' on here, tough boy? What is that huge dude?
MMarauder
He's The Farm, the legendary fighter of the Shiney Isles. I came here to participate in his open challenge, but this mother can't be beat!
FThe Farm
Give up, worms! My fight power is supreme! I'm too [punches water] freaking legendary for you!!
[Finn and Jake stare in awe as The Farm continues pummeling the lake with farm animals dropping down his barn onto a group of fighters; The Farm punches one nearby]
AMAll Marauders
[chanting] Train! Train! Train! Train! Train!
Whoa! [see people cheering to an imposing figure on a cliff]
M2Marauder 2
I love you, The Train!
M3Marauder 3
You're almost as legendary as The Farm, The Train!
TThe Train
The Train is gonna smack you down on his tracks! Whoop! [jumps down into lake] Your caboose is mine! [runs toward The Farm] Choo-choo! Choo-choo!!
Oh, my Glob... [watches The Train running underneath The Farm]
TThe Train
Choooo! [gets crushed by The Farm] Ow! My legs are backwards! Oh! Why?! [The Farm kicks him ashore in front of Finn and Jake] Ohh, you're mean! [farts]
Did you just die?
TThe Train
No... The Train will chug on... My friend makes bionic legs. I'll be better than before.
[gasps] I want bionic legs! Who's your friend?
TThe Train
Yeah, right. It's secret! [begins dragging himself away] Ah! Don't follow me. [continues dragging] Oh! Train can do this. [drags out of scene]
You don't want bionic legs. It ain't natchy.
I don't care about natchy.
Let's discuss this later.
Hey, did you dream about Dream Warrior?
Yeah. What was he trying to tell us exactly?
I don't know, I didn't get it. But listen, man. I'm sorry I got mad at you. Who cares about my high score at "Kompy"? It ain't important.
No, man. It is important. Being the third best at something is math and deserves respect, not like I did to "Kompy". Anyway, I think we both got cranky after all that training.
Well, good thing we're rested, 'cause now we can beat this beast.
Yeah. [see groups of marauders cheering on the cliff] Oh, hey! Look!
The dudes came back to watch us fight!
A'ight. This is it. Let's use what we learned in training!
Uh... All we did was fight dirty with cheap— wait...
DWDream Warrior
[flashback] My cars are che-e—che-e-eap.
Dream Warrior was telling us which cheap moves to use on The Farm! Headlights mean eyes!
Mud in the eyes!
Give-up-on-life pants!
[pants down] Pull down his pants like you did to moi!
Two golden apples!
Hm... I think I know what that means.
Well, sure, I can make a wild guess.
You ready, man?
Yeah, dude! [they bump fists; whispers] Put your pants on.
[deep voice] Okay.
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