NEPTRHello? Hello? Hello? Hey, BMO. Wake up, buddy. Are you all right? [BMO gets up]
NEPTR? I feel like l got hit with a Dracula by King Kong.
NEPTR
Whoa, sorry, man. You want some pie or something?
Sorry, I gotta run. The cops are after me. Have you seen any down here?
NEPTR
Nah. No one's been down here all day, except me, you, and Ronnie.
What?! What was Ronnie doing down here?
NEPTR
I don't know. But now my sensors indicate that some treasure is missing. [spins around] About a sock's worth.
[gasps] That's it! That's why Ronnie took the sock—to carry stolen treasure in with! He had to whack Bebe to keep him from squealing, then he pinned the rap on me.
NEPTR
Bebe's dead?
Listen, NEPTR, you better lay low for a while. I'm gonna go find Ronnie. [climbs ladder] I've got a score to settle.
NEPTR
Hey, BMO! We should hang out more. We're both robots.
[beat] No, NEPTR. I am not like you.
[nudges Shelby on top of her head] Shelby? Shelby, wake up.
W-where am I? Tree Trunks, what's going on?
Uh, you've been snoozing on my dome. I just woke up in this room with these fellas: Nectar, Ice Cream, and one of the Lemoncarbs.
Awake! Avast! Hold tight your buns, if buns you do hold dear, for time has come to wake and run AND NOT GIVE WAY TO FEAR!!!
What are those awful words?!
I am reading the wall. They are wall words.
[reading] "Beyond this room are a thousand rooms, outside of them still more."
"Behind each door on every floor, danger, danger evermore!"
NEPTR
"Stranger, hark! The traps galore may kill you whilst you do explore to free yourself..." [Ice King stops scribbling on his book, looks back at the others]
Huh? Oh! Now where were we? "To free yourself from this tomb and nevermore re-enter, find the room amidst the rooms that lies exactly center"? [glowing orange lines form a map on the walls]
[walks to a color-coordinated door] This door lead to the center exit!
NEPTR
The door is secured with an esoteric encryption system.
[picks up Tree Trunks] Well, that's okay 'cause you can "hack the mainframe" or whatever, right, BMO?
NEPTR
I'm not BMO. I'm your son, NEPTR. I-I throw pies.
[beat, drops Tree Trunks] Ahhhs!! I grabbed the wrong robot! Dirt! Nuts! Face!!
Uhh, what is going on here, Ice King?
Yes. I am getting a weird feeling in my stomach, and I think it's 'cause of you, Mr. Wizard. You'd better fess up to whatever you're doing. I got no time for nobody dancin' around and actin' a fool at my expense. I'm Tree Trunks, and people know I'm kind and honest. That's why people like me. [Ice King scribbles his book]
Huh? Wha-what? What was she saying?
So stop sellin' fib bibs and give it straight.
Oh!! All right! I knocked y'all out and brought you here! [puts book in his beard] I'm sorry, but I had to do it! Each of you possess the exact qualities to pass the various tests of this dungeon. Tree Trunks, with your baking skills... Lemongrab, with your lemony, juicy...
Yeah... Shelby, who should have been the bait for the fish.
And BMO, who should have been here instead of this weird piece of junk that I don't remember nothin' about. [NEPTR strolls to the side] Argh!! I failed!
NEPTR
Father, look at me! [he throws a baked pie at the door, it short-circuits and recoils itself; Ice King gasps] Are you happy with me now, Papi?
[pants] Yes! Yes! [picks up and hugs NEPTR] Oh, my son! The grand prize of me loins!
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