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SEASON 8

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Adventure Time Season 8 quotes

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S8 E2Don't Look

[Jake comes inside the dead hermit's yurt]

I know it's you. [see hermit-eyes Finn in his giant, deep-red monstrous form staring the opposite wall]

Hey, buddy. I've figured you'd come back here.

Don't look at me, Jake. I might turn you into a microwave.

Baloney! [walks to him] You turned NEPTR into a microwave because he's a microwave, but that doesn't mean that's all he is to you. I know you think NEPTR's an interesting person, and I know that microwave is just one part of his personality! I mean... Maybe your eyes are just bad at describing things, you know? Like, how you feel about people, what they mean to you. That stuff's in your guts. Eyes can't grok that. Unless you have the eyes of like, a trained artist or something. But you don't. I'm telling you, man. You're not a bad dude like the skeleton bro, or you'd be turning everyone into rats and plops!

[Finn takes up a deep gasping sigh]

Now, come on. Look at me. [he turns Finn around to him face to face]

Jake, you're so wise. [Jake's college bro form then suddenly shrinks down to a much older form with a cane]

What?! Deh— [groans] Well, at least you listened to me. And wise old Jakey got a plan!

S8 E6Bun Bun

[Finn and Flame Princess hanging out]

Is something wrong with your coals?

Well, they're fine. It's just... [takes a breath] When we broke up, I said sorry but I didn't fully understand exactly what I did wrong. I get it now. I shouldn't have manipulated you. That was a really, really messed up thing to do and I'm truly sorry.

[sees how much Finn has grown up] You've grown up a lot, man. [beat] I forgive you.

Awesome. [makes fun of eating his coals]

[chuckles]

S8 E10The Music Hole

[Finn, Jake and Lady Rainicorn come across a giant humming sentient pit]

It's a face hole! This is where the song's coming from. [the pit blows them away] Oh, nice pipes.

HHole

[speaks] "Wait, can you hear me?"

I've been hearing you like, all day. You're a lovely singer.

HHole

[laughs] "Really? No one's ever said that. Shut up!"

It's true!

HHole

"Well, I've had a lot of practice. Thousand years, give or take."

Say whaaaa?!!

HHole

"Yeah. I've been here singing from the very beginning of Ooo. Since I can't move from this spot, singing is my only outlet. I can neither participate, enjoy nor prevent disaster. So I sing."

Is this like one of those patterns that's supposed to have a 3D image in it, and everyone can see it except you?

Well, why can't they hear you?

HHole

"Only two kinds of people can hear my song—those who see the world with pure childlike wonder, and those with a deep sense of loss in their hearts. To everyone else, I'm just a period in a sentence in the book of Ooo."

I don't know about child eyes, but I have been going through a rough patch. It sounds like you have, too.

HHole

"Yeah, I guess so."

FHFinn/Hole

[singing] With the sorrow in our hearts we can play

And I look up to you

And we hear different sounds than the heart last due

Wake for that night looking everywhere for you

Why do I look up to you?

S8 E14Two Swords

[confronts Grass Finn for trashing the Fort] You scared Beemo, you mock up my mom's records, and you waste my brea— [Grass Finn turns away from Jake, he comes in front of him] You waste my breakfast sy— [Grass Finn turns away again] Breakfast syrup! Hey! Look at me when I'm mad! [Grass Finn keeps turning away from Jake] Look at my eyes! They're mad! And they have to look in your— HEY!! THEY HAVE TO LOOK IN YOUR EYES!! Take my anger into your face! You're a fraud! You think you could fake Jake?! You can't fake Jake! Cake! Rake! [claps] Lake! Hamburger steak!

[Grass Finn throws Finn on the sand from "harming" Susan; starts punching Finn in the face]

Alright, alright, enough! Truce, truce! Ah... [both take a breather]

GFGrass Finn

Sorry, dog, but I can't let you hurt Susan. [Finn growls angrily]

I wasn't gonna hurt her! [looks up] I was protecting her from you!

GFGrass Finn

..Me? But... I'm Finn Mertens, man. I'm a hundred percent hero. Everyone knows that.

What?! I'm Finn Mertens!

GFGrass Finn

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Sorry, man. I mean, I'm flattered, but... come on.

No, you come on!!

S8 E15Do No Harm

[in the Candy Kingdom hospital, Finn sees a comatose Susan hooked up on life support. He takes a deep breath and sighs]

I'm sorry I couldn't stop you earlier. I lost control. And I realized when my arm went all nasty, that being out-of-control like that was so scary a-and painful. And that's how you must've felt after your brain jazz got fried by that eel, and you went bonkers on everyone. I wasn't strong enough to stop you. [crosses fingers with his metal ones] In a way, this is all my fault.

[doing doctoring duties] Okay, where's the next patient?

DDoctor

In here, Doctor. [Finn pulls the curtains to see Ice King lying down on a hospital table]

Hey, baby... what?! Where's Doctor Princess? I just wanted some TLC from a cute gal. [Finn takes out his pen and clipboard]

So, uh... how's your, uh... general condition?

My back is in agony like always, [Finn nods nonchalantly] my toes taste like candy corn, is that bad? And everything smells like liquorice, [Finn jumps up high and lands behind Ice King] expect for liquorice which smells like— [Finn grabs Ice King's shoulder and bottom; breaks his back in half] Ahh!! [he gets uneven, Finn comes over]

How do you feel, Ice King?

I... feel... great! Ohh, mama! [flies up doing a loop] I feel 500 years old again! [laughing happily] Hey, we should hit the town! Go dancing... [Finn looks himself in the mirror]

[thinking] "Doctor Finn... this feels pretty right."

S8 E17High Strangeness

PMr. Pig

[sees Tree Trunks in bed] Hey, where'd you go?

I-I think I was visited by aliens again. Uh, every few years, they stop by and show me my hybrid children.

PMr. Pig

[chuckles] What?

Don't be jealous of my alien consorts, Mr. Pig. I love you the most.

PMr. Pig

Haha... all right, sweetie. Thank you. [they both kiss, goes to pull lamp cord] You're gonna come with me to Princess Bubblegum's firework show tomorrow?

No, she whizzed on our wedding. I'm sorry, but she's a fat fish in the sand.

PMr. Pig

I want to see free fireworks, though, and I want you to come with me.

Ah, all right. [spanks Mr. Pig squealing]

[Bubblegum and Tree Trunks walk along in the evening grass after being abducted by aliens]

I'm really sorry, Tree Trunks. I never meant to hurt anybody with my space program. It was supposed to seed new Candy Kingdoms on uninhabited planets, in case Ooo goes straight-up dong-bongles. 'Cause... like, confidentially, there's a lot of ways that could happen. And when it does, maybe I won't look so crazy after all, you know? [Tree Trunks looks up at the alien spheres in the sky]

I can help you find a space for your goo. [Bubblegum turns to Tree Trunks]

You would do that?

You and I will never be friends, but we can respect each other as mothers and as fellow believers in the infinite promise of the cosmos above.

..Sure.

S8 E18Horse and Ball

[Finn looks back at an empty and emotionally traumatised James Baxter as he makes herbal tea]

Oh my Glob... James Baxter is in my house! [Shelby pops out of teapot]

Hey, Finn, you... you look a little nervous.

That's James Baxter out there! He's an artist! What if I say something dumb and he's like, "Man, that dude is so dumb, why am I even here"?

Just treat him like a normal guy. That's what people want, even great artists.

Okay, yeah. [walks off] Normal, normal.

[Finn brings the teapot, a water bucket and towel to James Baxter, places them down on the floor. He dips towel in the bucket, twists towel and pats it on James Baxter's head. Finn sees James Baxter's empty stare for a long pause]

Normal, normal. [tries a deep voice] So, uh, you got any weekend plans? Doin' anything fun for the weekend? [dips towel in bucket]

You're really bad at this, man.

[tends to James Baxter] Want some soup? I made it out of ice cream sandwich.

[Shelby slithers on Finn's head]

You're still being weird.

Well, what am I supposed to do?

You gotta slap him, dude.

Wha?

Slap him with some real time.

Oh...

Stab him.

What?!

With a giant syringe.

Wha—?!

Of respect.

Ohh...

S8 E20The Invitation

Finn, I get the sense that this trip's more important to you than your letting on. I mean, if you make it to that island, you might find out some pretty heavy stuff... about the humans, and where you came from, about yourself. Alls I'm saying is you have to promise me, promise me, that you'll come home safe.

[in his mind before advancing the giant hovercraft] You got this, Finn Mertens. You're a buff little bionic baby.

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