Hey... did you know that you both have an awesome sense of humor?
Yeah! Anyone have a joke?
Oh, I have a joke! Okay, okay. Knock knock!
Lady RainicornNuguseyo? (Who's there?)
Jyaega seolsalae. (He said, "Diarrhea.")
Lady Rainicorn
Eo, nado deul-eoss-eo. Mwoya, hanado jaemieobsjanh-a. (Yeah, I know. I don't think it was kinda that funny.) [sips goblet]
Did she say "Diarrhea who?"
Uh... no. No, she didn't say "Diarrhea who". She didn't. ...Say it.
Hey Grandpa, how're you able to fly if you don't have wings?
Lady Rainicorn
[old man voice] "Well, light travels from the sun, then bounces off of our planet, and back into our eyes so we can perceive color."
Lady Rainicorn
"My body can intercept that light, and dance around on it."
Baby, it's a little rocky in the back seat here!
[laughs] Shmow! That forest wizard is giving away free power rings!
Lady Rainicorn
"Do you wanna try gettin' some, Finn?"
So let me get this straight... You're hitting on me.
Lady Rainicorn
Usgisine. Dangsin-eun uli gongjunim-egeo malhal jagyeogdo eobsneun nom-iya. (Verily, you are a creature unworthy even of my lady's disdain.)
I think I heard the word "virile" in there. Oh, she's definitely hitting on me.
BRBubblegum & Rainicorn
No! / Maldoandwae! (No way!)
Rainicorn
Gyaenedeul chaj-ass-eoyo? ("Did you find them?") [PB checks device]
My GPS shows Finn and Jake over there. I think that's where the Ice King has them hostage.
Rainicorn
Gyaenedeul anjeonhalkkayo? ("Will they be okay?")
I'm sure the boys are fine. The Ice King isn't usually a serious threat. [digs duffle bag] Besides, this'll be easy with the two of us. [holds up robotic kettle and cup] We've got science on our side.
KKettle
Your tea is ready. [PB pours] Pouring. Pouring.
Rainicorn
Jeikeuga siljongdoegi jeon-e naega wolnamgugsu myeon-i jilgidago malhaess-eoyo. A, naega wae geuleon mal-eul haess-eulkka... Museun nappeun il-i saeng-gyeoss-eumyeon eotteoghae?! Gyaega mandeun gugsu mas-eobsdago han ge uliui majimag daehwayeoss-eoyo. ("I told Jake that his Vietnamese noodles were too tough before he went missing. Why did I say such a thing?! What if something bad happens to him?! The last conversation we had was that his noodles were tough...")
It's okay, Lady. Jake knows you love him.
Rainicorn
Mianhaeyo. Naega gugsuleul neomu manh-i meog-eossna bwayo. ("Sorry. I guess I've eaten too many noodles.")
Don't worry. Just try to relax. [Lady lowers herself; PB checks watch] I'll work on my holo-entry. [projects holo-entry] It's been three weeks since Finn and Jake disappeared while battling the Ice King. I've activated a secret GPS implanted in Finn's ear. It has lead us to an uncharted black ice cave... but I've spent hours calculating every possible danger and am well-prepared.
Rainicorn
Geunom-i kal-eul deulgo deombimyeon eotteoghaeyo?! ("What if he attacks you with a knife?!")
Then I'll pull out my electrode gun.
Rainicorn
Geunom-i gongjunim-eul haechilyeogo hamyeon-yo?! ("What if he tries to hurt you?!")
Then I'll use my ball-blam-burgler-ber! Lady, it'll be fine. We've got science!
Rainicorn
A... maj-ayo, naega jom geogjeong-i simhan pyeon-ijyo. Jeon ban sal-eun sichedeul-i uli jib-eul gong-gyeoghaneun agmong-e sidallyeoyo. Uli samchon, oesugmo, sachondeul-i da jib-e iss-eoss-eoyo. Agiga wicheung-eseo uneun solikkaji saengsaenghi deullindanikkayo. naega uli gajogdeul-eul jikil suman issdamyeon — geu kkum kkuneun dong-an eolmana seuteuleseu bad-eumyeon ippalkkaji mujihage gal-ayo. ("You're right. I worry too much sometimes. I always get haunted by this nightmare where zombies attack my house! My uncle, aunt-in-law, and cousins are all present in my house. I even hear the baby crying coming from the upstairs. If I could just protect my dear family. [PB becomes shocked] I become too stressful during that dream. I even grind my own teeth!")
[Lady grinds her teeth; PB gasps]
Rainicorn
Da-eumnal il-eonamyeon ippaldeul-i geum gaiss-eoyo. Botong jeon geunyang geuleon geos kkum-ilani, naega geogjeong-eul saseo haji hamyeo ij-eobeolilyeogo haeyo. Jega geu ban sal-eun sichedeul-ege jeongmal du beon-ina gong-gyeogdanghaess-eossjanh-ayo. ("When I wake up in the morning, all my teeth are cracked up! I usually try to forget about it, thinking that it's just a dream or I'm being paranoid, but I was actually attacked by zombies before, twice.")
Hmm, I suppose that's true. [pours tea into snow] Let's roll.
[Lady Rainicorn is washing dishes when she sees Finn out the window and gasps]
Hi, Lady. [walks around, kicks front door open]
Lady Rainicorn
[in Korean] ("Finn! Where are you going? Where is Jake?") [Jake stretches out of Finn's mouth]
Lady Rainicorn
Oh... [T.V. walks by holding a bowl of nachos]
What's T.V. doing here? I thought all the kids found apartments.
Lady Rainicorn
("It's just that he won't leave the house, regardless what I say to him.") [T.V. starts typing on his computer]
Ha-ha! That's my boy. Momma's basement baby. [sighs. He makes Finn sit down on bean bag chair]
Lady Rainicorn
("Jake, what are you doing? Why are you in Finn's body?")
Oh, it's this bet we're doing. It's not really a bet. It's more like a showdown. I'm trying to get him to admit that it's hard when someone wears you as a suit. How do I win the bet, Lady?
TVT.V.
Hey, Dad? Why don't you try jumping in a volcano?
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